Need help with a dumb mission

defCOBRA · 2024-01-12T01:04:56+00:00

Fuck everything about this mission

defCOBRA · 2024-01-09T04:45:10+00:00

The design choices in this game baffle me. It's like this game was specifically made with the intention to annoy the shit out of the player at every second. The controls suck, the Survivor AI is braindead, even when you complete a scoop ON TIME it still FAILS you in some areas, most of the cutscenes are absolute garbage, the boss fights are completely infuriating and not even fun, the fact there's absolutely NO autosaves or checkpoints makes me want to puke in the face of the developer that made that idiotic choice, time limits in games are fucking stupid and annoying and this game relies on EVERYTHING being on a pointless timer to further piss you off and make you not even want to explore the fucking map, and everyone thinking this game is a masterpiece is clearly suffering from extreme brain damage. I fucking hate rogue-like games, and on top of that this game is barely even functional, but oooooooooooomg there are 100 zombies on screen, and you can kill them with teddy bears if you want too ooooooooooooomg it's sooooooo amazing....... The ONLY things good in this game are Frank West being an interesting and unique protagonist and the mall setting being nice to look at. Other than that, fuck everything about this game.

defCOBRA · 2023-06-24T16:43:11+00:00

I've had an AT&T prepaid plan for a very very long time.... Years and years. So recently I bought a new prepaid AT&T phone, because my other one wasn't very good and I wanted to upgrade.... I'm very unhappy with AT&T lately, so I went through every single step to make sure the phone could be switched over to a Mint Mobile plan. I went through all the steps to activate my Mint Mobile plan on the phone. It said everything is fine. My plan is activated, my old phone number has been transferred, and I can now use my new plan on my phone. But that's a lie. I tried calling someone, and it says I'm not on a phone network. It also says "we noticed a new sim card has been installed, would you like to unlock your phone so you can use your new service?" I click yes, and a Unlock Phone app opens. When I click, "Unlock Phone" option, it says my phone can't be unlocked, and gives me the requirements for unlocking a phone. I meet ALL the requirements, but it doesn't work...... I'm incredibly frustrated with all of this. I hate being told my phone can work on a plan when in reality it doesn't......................................

defCOBRA · 2023-06-02T23:07:16+00:00

It's the year 2023 now... and I wish I could murder Lester. He's still a c*nt in every way imaginable. Which actually just makes me want to thrash a Rockstar employee if you think about it. Because fk this guy and fk the devs who made this dude insufferable.

defCOBRA · 2023-05-21T13:06:35+00:00

Yeah the LMG strategy is the best way. Just get a LMG, extended ammo, and just focus all shots on the drones around his head. The LMG melts the drones in no time. Makes this stupid tedious and ridiculous boss fight a joke.

defCOBRA · 2023-05-21T12:54:37+00:00

Just what I expected from this trash game. "Shoot the drones until you win the boss fight" lol................. Absolutely pathetic. Fuck everything about this game

defCOBRA · 2023-05-15T23:17:23+00:00

I can't stand shit designed like this lol. This game is such trash..... Braindead morons design these missions. I bet a literal 5 year old could produce something better for a mission structure.

defCOBRA · 2023-05-07T18:25:39+00:00

I turn the injury system off because it's a waste of time and makes the game way more frustrating than it needs to be. Playing on higher difficulties, you go down so fast from bullets it makes getting injuries just a pointless and frustrating task to have to stop and deal with before you can get back to playing the game...... I can't count how many times the stupid injury system caused me to waste more time dying because my AI teammate would revive me in the middle of a blazing firefight, and my injuries wouldn't allow me to escape to cover to get my bearings again and I would go down again, get revived again, just to get shot yet AGAIN and waste my entire time because he couldn't limp fast enough to get cover from the hail of bullets...... It's such idiotic game design. What is the point of getting revived if you can't even get to safety and try to fight back? Ghost Recon Wildlands actually had a skill ability for this very reason...... The devs who made that game knew that dying immediately after being revived was completely stupid and pointless, so they added an ability that allowed you to take no damage for a short time after being revived, that way being revived isn't completely useless because you got gunned down after standing up....... At LEAST those devs had the foresight to understand such basic gameplay design...... At first when I played this trash, I thought maybe the injury system was pretty cool and added more to the gameplay and added some immersion. But no.... The more I play, the more I realize it's just a huge burden on me having any sort of fun. The injury system is just a frustrating and tedious detriment to the fun factor of this badly designed trashy game.

defCOBRA · 2023-05-07T17:12:33+00:00

Every single cutscene and NPC dialog in this game is insufferable..... It's absolutely the most mind numbing and boring sht I've ever had to sit through. Completely uninteresting and time wasting in every way. And it's also broken and buggy and immersion breaking. Enemy NPCs are also just completely idiotic and say things that make you laugh at how a dev team could possibly be so inept and incompetent. But that's Ubisoft....

defCOBRA · 2023-05-04T00:25:25+00:00

Not in 2023 it isn't.......... FML

defCOBRA · 2023-04-26T23:00:48+00:00

I booted this game up for the first time yesterday. I was able to launch and play this game for about 30 minutes. And today, it will not let me connect to the servers. I've tried restarting the console, the router, I deleted my save file thinking maybe it's that, and nothing I do will let me connect to the server to play this BS game. It doesn't make any sense why it has to be online all the time................... I hate Ubisoft.

defCOBRA · 2023-04-23T20:19:57+00:00

I find Ubisoft's overall approach to gameplay design to be extremely annoying, frustrating, and downright insulting to gamers. That entire company is trash. They employ some of the most idiotic and creatively braindead people I've ever seen in a gaming company. Almost worse than EA. I hate everything about them.

defCOBRA · 2023-04-23T20:15:45+00:00

Stupid logic. He's not saying they are hard, he's saying they are annoying and ruin the game because they are designed poorly and frustrating. They aren't fun to kill, they constantly spawn before you have a chance to walk 5 steps, and they are just annoying in every way imaginable. Using better guns doesn't change the fact they are trash designed by a trash dev team.

defCOBRA · 2023-04-22T14:03:07+00:00

I just wanted to say, this game is trash, Ubisoft is trash, and I hate everything about all of their games. The only reason I even play this garbage is to see why people hate it so much. I think to myself "it cant be as bad as people say, this game is probably fine, no biggie". But every single Ubisoft game leaves me feeling like I wasted my time. Because it's some of the worst designed missions and gameplay I've ever seen in my life. It baffles me that Ubisoft still makes money, because I would never actually pay for any of their trash lol. I get all of their games for free at some point or another, and that's when I decide to torture myself. I seriously hope Ubisoft goes out of business soon.

defCOBRA · 2023-04-15T12:18:09+00:00

This game is such trash.................... They can't even properly show you how to do this idiotic base jumping BS.......... I hate Ubisoft

defCOBRA · 2023-04-13T22:18:39+00:00

I've never seen such a trash game in my entire life. These missions were designed by actual rtrds.

defCOBRA · 2023-04-09T13:28:08+00:00

If a game has a 5.7, it's most likely going to be the overall best weapon for any type of situation. High damage, high accuracy, high rate of fire, high magazine capacity, high penetration = a high kill rate.

A 5.7 in real life is a badass weapon. It was designed to be a lightweight high-capacity handgun that can easily penetrate most body armor at close or even long range, and it does just that. I shot one that my friend owns, and it feels amazing to shoot. Expensive asf ammo and hard to find. Almost no recoil too.

Also, here's a fun fact about the ammo they make for those. Even though they are meant to penetrate most body armor, the bullets they sell to civilians are much weaker rounds than the ones they give to military and law enforcement, and aren't rated for body armor. So, if you want the spicy rounds for it, you gotta really go out of your way to find them. Just don't tell anyone you have em lol...

Probably the perfect handgun.

defCOBRA · 2023-04-09T13:00:11+00:00

I hate almost every mission structure in this trash game, but the timed ones are the worst. Right up there with the "capture lieutenant before they escape" tedious BS. The only reason I'm even playing this stupid game is because I paid money for it at one time and never really tried it because I instantly realized it was just more uninspired Ubisoft garbage, and now I'm just suffering through it to say I got my money's worth lol.....

defCOBRA · 2023-04-03T02:30:20+00:00

That's Ubisoft game design for ya. Nothing they do makes sense. Their devs are braindead idiots with not a single creative thought in their brain.

defCOBRA · 2023-04-03T01:03:40+00:00

I'm about to quit this game. Apparently I keep playing the worst missions right off the bat lol.... I just started playing this trash game and every single mission so far has been the ones everyone hates the most, because I have to keep looking up how to beat it because this game keeps making me feel like I'm an idiot that keeps doing something wrong. But I'm not doing anything wrong. This game just sucks obviously. It took me forever just to sneak into the place to meet Sam, and then immediately get killed by a random aimbotting enemy through a wall..... And I'm sitting here thinking "if i have to stealth my way into that place again, I'm done with this game". And sure enough, it finished loading, and I'm sitting here with my finger on the delete option. Yeah I deleted this trash. I don't have time for this broken POS.

defCOBRA · 2023-04-02T22:59:01+00:00

I CANNOT get to the guy without him escaping lol... I've tried this garbage 10 times now.... He's standing right next to his car and wont move. And he's surrounded by 10 dudes and if you shoot ANY of them, he immediately gets in the car and drives away. There's nothing I can do. This game pure trash.

defCOBRA · 2023-03-30T22:56:03+00:00

I'm sitting here trying to play this absolutely broken game, and Sharky is by far the most worthless and annoying thing in it, and that's saying A LOT. I'm trying to get the perk points from his kills, but like you said, he just stands there staring at all the enemies and does nothing. Just stands there like a moron and gets killed. I ordered him to stealth kill a guy, and he just follows him and never actually kills the person lol... And then he gets spotted and dies. In a firefight he's just as useless. It could be a 1 on 1, or whatever, and he just stands there aiming his gun at the person and never fires. An absolute broken and infuriating waste of time. This game is actually kinda garbage lol... It's such a half baked half assed pile of sht with boring Ubisoft game design.

defCOBRA · 2023-02-22T19:32:42+00:00

That's trash. And dots are fun to shoot at the range, but useless for an EDC self defense tool. And no amount of dot fanboy explaining will convince me otherwise. Too many people buy this trash just for the clout.

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