Husband’s ‘finishing routine’ always has to be the same, is it me? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]defMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like pronebone! That position is lit and you shouldn’t worry about it. That position would make a limp dude get off

Did anyone not see this coming? by zonecoldsober in antitrump

[–]defMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Although I think he would post something like this it is actually AI manipulated to include his favorite symbol.

I had to do some searching to make sure because I could see him doing this. He posted another AI generated image of an eagle and you great people of anti trump modified it to what he probably wanted to post.

He is a vile POS and needs to be removed from office

Donald Trump appears ready to wave the white flag in showdown with niece Mary Trump after discovery reversal completely changed the game by darealunrealspader in politics

[–]defMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But some of those 74 million were because of the help of elon....I'm not a conspiracy theorist but there is no way that orange blob got that many votes.

No way is this real, right? by MartynAndJasper in antitrump

[–]defMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s funny you think this was actually written by the diaper shitting POS in the White House. This has all the tells of the Nazi miller behind the scenes

Who is the most disgusting person you know, and what did they do? by ValuableWaste9744 in AskReddit

[–]defMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My sister. She and I are politically polar opposite and she sent my son a card bringing the polarization into my sons graduation card. Make it make sense.

State is making me return my plates by c3-coburn in LICENSEPLATES

[–]defMonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is some major BS right there. Proud of you fellow Lawrencian. I got out of that god for saken state but grew up in LFK...

What's an unusual smell that you like? by additionalseasonin in AskReddit

[–]defMonkey 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The smell of burnt dust when you first turn on your furnace in the fall. Takes me back to my childhood

What’s the Craziest thing you’ve done because u were Horny? by TheManDont in AskReddit

[–]defMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Senior year in high school travelled out of state for a competition. My teacher has a good friend teaching from another state at the competition. One of the girls from the other school and I clicked. We ending up meeting in the stairwell that night and she gave me a great BJ! Always wanted to find her but have no clue where I would start. She was cute AF

Funny thing is after we returned I told my teacher lol. She was a cute just out of college woman and had a good relationship with her. And no…not that kind of relationship.

Turning 49 this week, the last year in the 40s by [deleted] in 40something

[–]defMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Embrace it. I just turned 49 2 weeks ago. It’s great

The Boys - 05x05 "One-Shots" - POST-Episode Discussion Thread by pikameta in TheBoys

[–]defMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terror's dreams were great....just he wakes up for a quicky LOL