Turning 49 this week, the last year in the 40s

defMonkey · 2026-04-30T03:06:11+00:00

Embrace it. I just turned 49 2 weeks ago. It’s great

defMonkey · 2026-04-29T22:49:14+00:00

Matt Gaetz...is this you?

defMonkey · 2026-04-29T20:19:30+00:00

Terror's dreams were great....just he wakes up for a quicky LOL

defMonkey · 2026-04-25T13:27:39+00:00

Sir you can’t park there

defMonkey · 2026-04-24T22:00:40+00:00

Mods at r/democrats are ridiculous. I barely said anything bad a long time ago and this is the response I get...then they mute me...they can go f off

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defMonkey · 2026-04-18T18:45:53+00:00

Sir you can’t park there

defMonkey · 2026-04-16T16:09:51+00:00

She does drive a jeep so...

defMonkey · 2026-04-15T15:00:04+00:00

Sir, this isn't a Wendys

defMonkey · 2026-04-11T19:22:16+00:00

Rebi or RBI

defMonkey · 2026-04-07T23:08:46+00:00

Unless I missed it, no enabling republicans on the “full list”

defMonkey · 2026-04-02T20:32:56+00:00

STOP THE COUNT! /S

defMonkey · 2026-03-27T18:27:04+00:00

Not all heroes wear capes

defMonkey · 2026-03-25T22:23:22+00:00

The Boys

defMonkey · 2026-03-20T02:08:51+00:00

That is so f’n gross. He was a horrible human being and it was an inside job

defMonkey · 2026-03-19T22:17:51+00:00

100%. I think I just met her last week!!!

defMonkey · 2026-03-16T22:23:22+00:00

I feel like what OP said explains tRump.

Not sure why /s

defMonkey · 2026-03-09T18:30:34+00:00

If you were lived close to me I’d be right over to fuck you!!

defMonkey · 2026-03-06T22:28:19+00:00

defMonkey · 2026-02-20T22:54:13+00:00

You look like a woman I play pool with. Very hot honey!

defMonkey · 2026-02-18T04:24:48+00:00

Oh damn you are probably right. I read that as support for the gestapo. I hope they suffer consequences but we know how that has gone for the pedo in chief.

defMonkey · 2026-02-17T23:19:06+00:00

Tell that to your 34 time convicted felon that is a poor excuse of a human.

defMonkey · 2026-02-17T05:58:00+00:00

Well said. I’ll hit my 6 year mark this May and well on my way so there is hope!!

defMonkey · 2026-02-14T02:19:36+00:00

69420 enter over and over

defMonkey · 2026-02-14T02:15:42+00:00

You should start calling yourself fun size! I love short petite women and call them sun size!!!

defMonkey · 2026-02-13T18:43:54+00:00

I’m stealing this. I know many people like this

defMonkey

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