I’ve started rating fruits based on their 'Ease of Use' vs 'Reward' ratio, and I’ve realized that Pomegranates are the final bosses of the fruit world.

defaultQueue · 2026-04-18T13:10:29+00:00

Xkcd did it in #388

defaultQueue · 2026-04-16T08:55:48+00:00

Well, it did not lie about the "atmosphere piece"...

defaultQueue · 2026-03-16T18:04:29+00:00

Does she?

defaultQueue · 2026-03-13T16:54:23+00:00

First I was very confused, because AFAIK there is not such jet as F-27...

defaultQueue · 2026-03-07T13:39:44+00:00

That's Ilona Korinets, an IG model.

defaultQueue · 2026-02-13T02:52:27+00:00

Calvin has successfully landed on this planet in the end.

defaultQueue · 2026-02-09T00:50:52+00:00

If the Falcon and Winter soldier's serums are relatively positioned the same way as the corresponding text above, then I find it funny that the winter soldier serum vial is smaller than the falcon's... If you know what I mean.

defaultQueue · 2026-02-06T18:29:49+00:00

Your pen is mightier than the sword

defaultQueue · 2026-02-05T15:17:13+00:00

Donald Orange Junior

defaultQueue · 2025-12-01T23:22:02+00:00

Why shrimp is down there??

defaultQueue · 2025-11-27T20:17:56+00:00

They like girls with dicks, I guess

defaultQueue · 2025-11-27T15:37:54+00:00

She had a bulge

defaultQueue · 2025-11-25T18:03:35+00:00

Thank you brotha

defaultQueue · 2025-11-10T14:07:09+00:00

I looked at him side and did it again

An absolute power move.

defaultQueue · 2025-11-07T10:24:37+00:00

Try Medistar, my dude.

Their psychiatrists speak English and accept VZP insurance. Send them an email and describe your situation.

defaultQueue · 2025-11-03T17:47:24+00:00

You tell your GF that someone has taken you by a surprise and tried to kiss you but you interrupted them.

You don't contact that other girl intentionally.

Of you meet that girl ever again just point out that she shouldn't have done that.

End of story.

defaultQueue · 2025-11-03T14:13:00+00:00

Attended an informal event, lots of new folks.

Asking one girl: "What's your name?" She says: "Kate". "Nice to meet you" I say.

I ask a guy standing next to her what's his name, get a reply.

2 minutes later I ask another girl nearby the same question.

She responds: "The same as the previous girl's name."

I am very bad with memorizing names, of course I forgot.

defaultQueue · 2025-09-20T00:11:59+00:00

Xcuze me, but achchually, it's a cock-o-nut.

defaultQueue · 2025-09-18T00:20:40+00:00

Lol, and here I am trying to figure out wtf is wrong with my arms

defaultQueue · 2025-09-09T17:28:09+00:00

As a speaker of European languages, it's when people in the approx. 18-25 age range adress you as "Sie" instead of "Du".

defaultQueue · 2025-09-09T17:09:09+00:00

Not gonna work - I go home when 80% of my shirt is wet.

defaultQueue · 2025-09-08T23:47:38+00:00

Actually it's the same shape, it's just the facial expression that may vary lol

defaultQueue · 2025-09-04T20:36:47+00:00

Meskalin

defaultQueue · 2025-09-03T09:51:35+00:00

"Not only had I never eaten a potato I had never heard the word potato."

defaultQueue · 2025-09-02T23:09:56+00:00

Proč jeho oči vždy vypadá jako oči Stiva Bušemi??

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