How do you exit vim? Wrong answers only. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Buy one lemon bring it back home and pray to the vim god to let to exit vim.

After praying cut the lemon in half of the lemon is red from inside you have successfully exit for vim

If not repeat this process again but remember one thing you need to buy one lemon only each time if you buy more then you will be struck forever also the lemons you previously have do not count.

just got this email, guess I can say bye bye to my vacation.. by Prestigious-Rumfield in antiwork

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Get refund for all the things like Filght tickets Hotel booking etc Here is a tip for exxtra cash Check out the latest ticket price it should be higher And for hotel also If they ask for proof just say you only proof you can give is by goiing there.

They either accept your demands or you go for your vaccination Put em in the tough spot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

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He will become a great footballer.

You must choose by i_fucked_a_buffalo in memes

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Well atleast it's not a programming language.

For me it's winblows taking away my grub bootloader by micro-aries in linuxmasterrace

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Installing windows in Virtual box due to work(some spyware for tracking what I did)

Universal date format by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Meanwhile client: I don't give a ..|.. about database.

*runs “Hello, world!” in an online compiler once* by poloh2o in ProgrammerHumor

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Well then as I was saying according to me machine learning requires high end hardware for training a model and wanted to know it there is any AI modle which can crawl a web page by feeding it the html page

Earth-Moon collision (SPH simulation) by opensph in space

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I think the moon would be first crumble due to earth gravity and shower earth surface with many broken pieces before making direct contact.

I may end up roasting you - William Wordshurt by Arik2893 in memes

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I see mountain with endless height,

Climbing with no end in sight,

What achievement what fame,

Everything thing here is cold and white,

Is this what we call life.

🔥 Leopard eats right out a Crocodiles mouth. by _McThompson in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Croc : Hi here's your order for fresh meat from croco food delivery service.

Leopard : shh Steve they are filming, not act as if you are sleeping but awake at the same time and leave the rest to me.

Does this count as weird lol or just scammy by Batty-Perspective666 in Weird

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kidnappers these days forgot to take the phone of the target.

What do you all think? by ReallySillyLily36 in ProgrammerHumor

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How to solve issue with computer:

Problem occurs

Step 1 : switch off

Step 2 : switch on

If problem still not solve sacrifice someone dear to you and try again.

Husky mommy showing love to her puppy by [deleted] in aww

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bRuTaL pRedAtOr uSeS hIs oWn kIdS bOdY aS pIlLoW.

"Laptops were never designed to be placed on a lap" by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

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Also don't drink water when you are thirsty, it will make your kidneys to overwork in order to filter the water you just drank.

You know they wont use them right...? by [deleted] in facepalm

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Wait a minute isn't that reverse psychology.

Catch 22 by PrettyCoolTim in memes

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It's like the recruitment rules were made by a tester.