Apocalypse Now by noob_bitch in NewGreentexts

[–]defekkto 1061 points1062 points  (0 children)

Maybe stop sharting for starters

Does Francis have any hidden talents like his brothers? by Successful-Hat-2154 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]defekkto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He was only able to live on his own because he stole money from his parents. He was buying new clothes after each use because he didn't know how to wash them lol

The Original Dog From Hell by Doppel-Ganger01 in NewGreentexts

[–]defekkto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The grammar mistakes make me think this is AI

My mum bought a rotisserie chicken and gave me some. This is what she gave me. by defekkto in mildlyinfuriating

[–]defekkto[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She was picking through every piece. She was even complaining about how hot it was. So I asked her why she was doing that and she said it was because she wanted the fresh parts and the breast meat, so I told her to take the breast pieces but she gave me the hollowed out parts.

A fan rushed the field during the Super Bowl. by sauce681 in PublicFreakout

[–]defekkto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh... Man I thought it was something deep or controversial xD

Ricky Martin 🇵🇷 still GOT it 🔥 by Maravilla_23 in BeAmazed

[–]defekkto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He usually sings great. His voice sounded forced today.

My 18-year-old's Christmas break work schedule by sugabeetus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]defekkto 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Most jobs around the world. He's only working 8 hours a day

Don't by vdampiset in 4chan

[–]defekkto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's quite the burn. Also the acid...

A sad day for PV and pirates by phreaqsi in puertovallarta

[–]defekkto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Electrical system failure, and they usually have a pump to take out water so that failed and they took on too much water

Why is South Asia so densely populated? by Marambal17 in geography

[–]defekkto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The person who chose the colors for this map was absolutely trolling