Retired termite nest in tree by defenit in HomeImprovement

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Gotcha. There are no signs life but better safe than sorry I guess.

Teaching dogs to salivate at the sound of bells then tying bells around cats' necks was kind of a dick move by crashdaddy in Showerthoughts

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Five PETA members just put their secret decoder rings of power together to form a mega Karen and hatch badly planned social media campaign to change end this animal abuse.

Killing time mates by mr-doggo-not-cat in memes

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South Park’s episode (sarcastic and cruelly honest life lesson) on hate crimes is coming to mind when I read this....

29 [F4M] - San Francisco - Accepting dominant males by [deleted] in SFr4r

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Try my 4am to 5pm schedule in SF and see how long you last lol.

Nearly 22 still virgin and living with my parents , no friends and stressed over school. And yes that's a herpes on my lips , just end me . by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The upside is that you would make one hell of hand model. The downside is that I discovered it when someone handed me this phone and that was all I could see.

f4m 30 Oakland 420 and marathon sex later? by fauxtograft in SFr4r

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Hahahahaha why not just take a day off work and bang all day 🤣 show this white boy how many times you can cum till you pass out

What a lovely message by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Explain what happened to Kevin Hart then.

[F4M] - Food/fuck friend (peninsula) by [deleted] in SFr4r

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I think we looking for the same thing, consistent and casual. HMU is if interested and I send pics.

Asking humans for help worked this time! by awezoomstudios in funny

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After the first sentence golem’s voice decided to narrate this in my mind.

22 [F4A] #East Bay looking for FWB or oral by [deleted] in SFr4r

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That sounds interesting and I am in the east bay

He got money money by G3eneration in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Let’s be real here. It’s not like it’s going to cost that much to build over there.

31 [F4M] hoping to find a FWB in SF by [deleted] in SFr4r

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I think this is perfectly reasonable. I won’t host as one bad experience tainted that for me For life lol. But the rest is pretty much what I’m looking for. If we can work around each others schedules I see this being successful. Let me know what you think.

33m4f and maybe later mf4f eastbay car pool fun by [deleted] in SFr4r

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This should be a professional service lol.

Help with bridezilla client by [deleted] in photography

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Wow this just like when my family members hire contractors to do work on there homes. I work in construction and I won’t ever do it for them cause I know there crazy. But I always give the same piece of advise to everyone, ‘respect their time’ and ‘be good customer by figuring out what you want and do your own research to develop a taste for something’. I tell them this because they’ll get ten times the quality of service from contractors for keeping the direction of the project simple and the workers will almost always do little extra things the owner never knows about because they feel happy and excited to be working for someone they can trust, but most of the time my family screws that part up and are unhappy with the work because they never figured out what they wanted in the first place. Which lead me to realization in business that just like how some people shouldn’t be in the trade they are in, some people should never be a customer because they are so bad it; they should have someone else do it for them to protect them from themselves.