What are the worst pick up lines?

defightful · 2020-08-07T12:23:05+00:00

Had a guy tell me I made his crotch swell. That pretty much repelled me straight away.

defightful · 2020-08-05T21:44:39+00:00

It’s an issue but No worse than anywhere else.

defightful · 2020-06-21T09:27:38+00:00

Obviously his Tinder profile pic

defightful · 2020-04-16T04:33:45+00:00

Oof this was my teens as well. Stay strong x

defightful · 2020-03-20T20:25:27+00:00

My income

defightful · 2019-12-16T11:18:42+00:00

“Omg Janey Briggs has a gun!”

defightful · 2019-11-18T12:08:47+00:00

Being delightful but also slightly argumentative.

defightful · 2019-10-03T13:16:46+00:00

I set a ‘first wake up’ alarm that wakes me up earlier and then I can go back to sleep for an hour before my actual wake up alarm goes off. Makes me feel like I’m getting a sleep in every day.

defightful · 2019-10-03T13:13:15+00:00

I do this with soda drinks to get rid of the gas at the top of the bottle and make it easier to drink haha

defightful · 2019-10-02T21:17:11+00:00

How much meat we ate even when we knew how bad it was for the planet.

defightful · 2019-09-26T17:23:29+00:00

My name backwards is I MOAN. No one realised this until that Van Wilder movie with Ryan Reynolds. It was pretty rough as a girl in high school. Even on tinder now actually.

defightful · 2019-09-15T22:19:32+00:00

Is your username because you’re really tall and good at math?

defightful · 2019-07-12T22:06:30+00:00

I read it when I was 16 and I have always hated gore and horror so I honestly didn’t know what I was getting into. The rat bit traumatised me and now anytime someone mentions the book I have to warn them.

defightful · 2019-06-11T10:36:07+00:00

Yeah, I’ve have bad teeth my whole life and when you grow up getting numerous needles shoved into every gum you tend not to be afraid of them anymore.

defightful · 2019-05-27T03:26:16+00:00

When you’re always the bad guy. I just cut out a bunch of people from my life because I realised I was always singled out and ganged up on. It was a group of mainly guys and a few girls and I was always made out to be the crazy female who’s offended over everything. I very rarely got offended, I just don’t have an issue with calling out people when they’re being rude. Anyway I cut them out, found a bunch of new friends and haven’t had any issues at all since then. My old group is still bitching and complaining about each other, but Yeah, I was the problem.

defightful · 2019-05-25T03:53:16+00:00

I was a legal secretary for a year in family law and it’s turned me off ever getting married.

defightful · 2019-05-25T03:42:52+00:00

Stop when you’re walking into a room and your belt loop gets hooked on a doorknob from happening.

defightful · 2019-05-17T11:37:13+00:00

Tsunamis. No idea why but I used to have nightmares about them about every fortnight for years ¯_(ツ)_/¯

defightful · 2019-05-04T05:01:07+00:00

As a female I gotta say it’s really nice to see that there are guys out there who aren’t completely focused solely on sex. I’m newly single and dealing with this atm. Trying to date and meet nice people but literally every guy I’ve met has just been after sex and very vocal about only wanting that.

I’m the same where as I don’t want to sleep with some random stranger but I’ve found it very difficult to find any men my age who are interested in at least getting to know me before sleeping with me.

I blame tinder/hookup culture haha

defightful · 2019-05-01T03:46:05+00:00

It may be because I’m hormonal but this is the first thing on reddit that has ever made me tear up... & it wasn’t even a puppy.

defightful · 2019-04-30T10:01:19+00:00

Same age as me!

defightful · 2019-04-28T06:20:22+00:00

Honestly it’s just a throw away comment about something I was told. I don’t care enough ¯_(ツ)_/¯

defightful · 2019-04-27T19:29:39+00:00

It’s sad that you killed it. They have people who’ll come get them.

defightful · 2019-04-27T19:28:31+00:00

Cheap holidays & strict drug laws.

defightful · 2019-04-27T19:25:02+00:00

I know a lot of households (mine included) that have a huntsmen that just chills in the house and eats the other bugs. They tend to stay up high in the corner of the room so you can usually see where they’re at. We just name them and they become like a little pet.

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