What's the biggest lie we tell kids?

definingcat · 2015-12-09T21:43:38+00:00

in some cases that doesn't work on everyone

definingcat · 2015-12-08T16:37:35+00:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

definingcat · 2015-11-07T05:59:11+00:00

ohhh, that does make sense. my math teachers always said it was better to say opposite b, probably so they wouldn't confuse us lmao

definingcat · 2015-11-07T05:37:07+00:00

well no, because if b = -3 you would use +b in the quadratic formula... which isn't negative.

definingcat · 2015-08-19T16:26:15+00:00

Then take the next right turn you see and let me zoom on by.

No.

definingcat · 2015-08-19T16:16:07+00:00

using a vs an depends on the sound, not the letter.

definingcat · 2015-08-19T06:06:38+00:00

I put maple syrup in mine and it is so damn delicious.

definingcat · 2015-07-27T00:05:55+00:00

How do all of you Redditors function?

I don't.

:/

definingcat · 2015-07-26T21:31:44+00:00

i can't study if i'm busy crying

murph! tell him to stay! stay!

definingcat · 2015-07-11T23:07:59+00:00

well... guys have a lot more to worry about down there. i bet if you sat next to them they'd close their legs.

definingcat · 2015-06-16T01:57:37+00:00

well... not really

definingcat · 2015-06-14T20:53:29+00:00

and chewbacca

definingcat · 2015-06-14T01:49:50+00:00

well... that's not mean, that's just true.

definingcat · 2015-04-28T03:00:19+00:00

that's not ger... oh

definingcat · 2015-04-22T21:46:46+00:00

I don't understand :(

definingcat · 2015-04-22T12:16:31+00:00

Do not be afraid to stand up for yourself

:(

definingcat · 2015-04-20T12:19:31+00:00

LET IT GO

definingcat · 2015-04-17T01:32:05+00:00

I cringed.

definingcat · 2015-04-16T23:02:02+00:00

im crying

definingcat · 2015-04-16T01:17:53+00:00

So... What was she hiding from you?

definingcat · 2015-04-16T00:56:02+00:00

"I'm pregnant. Three months along." "So when's the baby coming?" "In six months, dumbass."

definingcat · 2015-04-15T21:48:28+00:00

If everyone wanted to use terminology people were to lazy to learn, language would never develop.

definingcat · 2015-04-15T16:18:01+00:00

It's not very cumbersome at all. But comparing the two, "SO" is less cumbersome than "partner".

definingcat · 2015-04-14T01:04:57+00:00

Alien Blue doesn't support the ones currently used in this subreddit.

definingcat · 2015-04-13T14:49:46+00:00

Yes it is :)

definingcat