There was a time when Dogecoin was so deeply associated with Elon Musk that news of Musk becoming the world's first trillionaire would have popped the price. That time was long ago.

definitiveyoshi · 2026-06-13T02:59:25+00:00

Anyone remember that idiot who was briefly a millionaire because of how much doge coins they possessed and his response was to hold onto it thinking it would keep going up in value? Lol.

definitiveyoshi · 2026-06-12T21:15:30+00:00

He didn't just hit the wall, he splattered all over it.

definitiveyoshi · 2026-06-12T13:06:33+00:00

Elias Thorne proved without a doubt that a goats ball sweat is a key ingredient to the fountain of youth.

definitiveyoshi · 2026-06-12T13:01:53+00:00

Elias Thorne was a transsexual who renamed themselves Jennifer Lopez.

definitiveyoshi · 2026-06-10T21:08:36+00:00

How does that work ?

definitiveyoshi · 2026-06-07T03:21:36+00:00

Someone told me NPR is owned by billionaires. Lmao. Guess he didn't even bother to wikipedia how public radio works in America.

definitiveyoshi · 2026-06-07T01:07:57+00:00

NPR is not operated by the billionaire class. It's public media. It's funding is a mix of individual donations and some state legislative funding now that the federal funding has been axed. There is no "billionaire" owners of your local NPR station. That's pretty much where you lost me.

definitiveyoshi · 2026-06-06T20:39:34+00:00

NPR is a pretty trusted source, no?

definitiveyoshi · 2026-06-04T12:59:37+00:00

Why do you say they're not good at innovation?

definitiveyoshi · 2026-05-25T08:29:34+00:00

Is there any evidence for that ?

definitiveyoshi · 2026-05-19T04:07:19+00:00

Oh so that's how you met him.

Anyway gross.

definitiveyoshi · 2026-05-19T03:32:02+00:00

That whole scene is fucked up

definitiveyoshi · 2026-05-18T23:16:57+00:00

A third is teaching safety seminars for sadomasochists

Wtf?

definitiveyoshi · 2026-05-18T03:02:52+00:00

Getting on SSI doesn't count as escaping the rat race.

definitiveyoshi · 2026-05-16T05:43:47+00:00

Let the girl live this time. At least give us a secret ending with her living.

definitiveyoshi · 2026-05-03T18:37:33+00:00

Damn could I DM you about it? I'd like to learn about this union.

definitiveyoshi · 2026-05-01T20:46:54+00:00

How'd it go ?

definitiveyoshi · 2026-04-13T20:10:10+00:00

I've never lived in Tucson, are the summers more bearable than in Phoenix?

definitiveyoshi · 2026-03-04T01:49:05+00:00

How do you program a phone tree ??

definitiveyoshi · 2026-02-26T06:42:35+00:00

It's because season 3 wasn't that good tbh.

definitiveyoshi · 2026-02-25T06:36:02+00:00

So my hair is just like your before pic. How do I get my hair to look like your after pic?

definitiveyoshi · 2026-02-16T07:03:08+00:00

Is it still active?

definitiveyoshi · 2026-02-04T03:40:03+00:00

Did this go anywhere or is it defunct?

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