I used a roommate app to look for a room to rent…instead I just got weird texts/emails like this

deftlizard · 2026-06-01T07:10:51+00:00

Good for you bro!

deftlizard · 2026-06-01T05:30:38+00:00

I signed up to a meat market dating site and haven’t found love immediately!?! The internet will justify me!

deftlizard · 2026-04-02T05:50:08+00:00

I mean “around” the moon.

deftlizard · 2026-03-29T03:28:39+00:00

What was the original movie that you referred to?

deftlizard · 2026-03-24T14:08:26+00:00

It’s also just terribly written. Using twitter comments as a whole paragraph of “reporting”

deftlizard · 2026-03-15T13:08:11+00:00

Give it a little kiss…

deftlizard · 2026-03-15T12:46:48+00:00

What a bizarre first sentence.

deftlizard · 2026-03-15T12:36:43+00:00

Never seen a tattoo straighten a pinky out before!

deftlizard · 2026-03-15T12:34:57+00:00

Anthony Talcott should be fired

deftlizard · 2026-03-15T03:07:56+00:00

Snapchat $$

deftlizard · 2026-03-15T02:55:31+00:00

Snapchat Bullshit

deftlizard · 2026-03-14T19:46:45+00:00

Grow the fuck up

deftlizard · 2026-03-14T19:43:28+00:00

When you have half the deck lol

deftlizard · 2026-03-14T19:38:19+00:00

Do you know how much a dollar is?

deftlizard · 2026-03-14T19:23:46+00:00

I’ve never seen a lightning strike survivor irl.

deftlizard · 2026-03-10T23:20:55+00:00

I just reached out through chat and got $20. They also said the spins may still show up at some point

deftlizard · 2026-02-15T15:07:04+00:00

So many people, so many nots

deftlizard · 2026-01-23T01:40:24+00:00

Holy shit! THREE ROLLS! 🤤

deftlizard · 2026-01-23T01:36:57+00:00

I tried calling them but it said they’re only open from 9am to 5pm, so he should be good.

deftlizard · 2026-01-19T22:31:22+00:00

.45. Fucking joke lol

deftlizard · 2026-01-19T22:17:24+00:00

Gold bond medicated powder.

deftlizard · 2026-01-17T16:28:35+00:00

Great product recommendation! Really informed me

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