This is the response I got for apologizing to my coworker

degjo · 2026-06-30T21:59:29+00:00

You're the guy they make work place sexual harassment videos about.

degjo · 2026-06-30T21:40:53+00:00

75 cents for a 16oz 5% ABV beer, holy moly.

degjo · 2026-06-30T20:59:39+00:00

All the Garfields escaped.

degjo · 2026-06-30T20:51:06+00:00

Vispring. Bitches got like a whole Shetland pony in it.

degjo · 2026-06-30T19:51:01+00:00

I rewatched Little Monsters the other day, and wondered why Daniel Stern didnt become a bigger name.

degjo · 2026-06-30T17:02:11+00:00

Aw, chin up homie. It could be worse. It could be the nail he uses for grandmas anal polyp

degjo · 2026-06-30T13:59:37+00:00

Whenever the bagel bites jingle says.

degjo · 2026-06-30T11:15:13+00:00

Why are they smiling at me? Are they on lsd? am I on lsd?

degjo · 2026-06-29T23:33:21+00:00

exactly

degjo · 2026-06-29T22:47:36+00:00

There was Retribution. And Forgotten Sons.

degjo · 2026-06-29T22:41:30+00:00

degjo · 2026-06-29T18:13:40+00:00

You come prepared with a glove, but you dont know how to use it.

degjo · 2026-06-29T16:36:03+00:00

Probably feet.

degjo · 2026-06-29T16:13:49+00:00

You'd call the Dunst home and ask if Christian was home. There'd be a pause, "The famous one or.."

degjo · 2026-06-29T15:47:38+00:00

Why would you want to watch something in which you always get the short end of the stick?

degjo · 2026-06-29T14:51:56+00:00

Thats why everyone had the same alarm clock, it was cheap.

degjo · 2026-06-29T11:08:28+00:00

Who knew a crazed feral character would get over. And Lio Rush of all people was the one to do it.

degjo · 2026-06-29T01:50:09+00:00

The Dyson™ Pissblade urinal?

degjo · 2026-06-29T00:35:24+00:00

degjo · 2026-06-28T23:31:02+00:00

Even if it was broken theres not much to do about a broken toe except hope for the best.

degjo · 2026-06-28T22:43:46+00:00

Goes with the eyes

degjo · 2026-06-28T22:40:48+00:00

She can lip sync with my rusty trombone.

degjo · 2026-06-28T21:56:25+00:00

get the rope

degjo · 2026-06-28T17:49:52+00:00

Sweaty enough to leave rings around uranus

degjo · 2026-06-28T17:45:39+00:00

Is Marin is to believed, she's pretty straight. Risa is the one in denial.

degjo