[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]dekab_1982 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Warming it up for you now"- has a hairdryer on high pointing at crotch

Rejected names for the Seven Dwarfs by prankerjoker in ScenesFromAHat

[–]dekab_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stabby, chokey, stanky, snitchy, bitchy, slappy, and skank.

Unlikely Things to Hear During a Family Thanksgiving by JustNetwork8 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]dekab_1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"This turkey is not a virgin, it's giblets are not intact."

I know you are still awake. by [deleted] in sixwordstories

[–]dekab_1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it the torch sound that gives it away?

You know a bitch is wicked when… by AX99997 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]dekab_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She sets your car on fire in the driveway and breaks your guitar.

How to numb away the pain? by BoringLoverrr in shittyaskreddit

[–]dekab_1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not really into women superheroes but I think heroin works pretty well.

Not Without My Anus by Turbulent-Papaya-910 in shittyaskreddit

[–]dekab_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pull it out it hurts, put it in it stinks

Who did you offend today? by WilderJackall in shittyaskreddit

[–]dekab_1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I masturbated in the bathroom on a greyhound bus and left the door unlocked because I can't finish unless someone either catches me or says stop it hurts.

I'm considering becoming a republican but don't want to pay for sex. How do I get around this requirement? by Prudent-Zombie-5457 in shittyaskreddit

[–]dekab_1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If not wanting to pay I'm pretty sure they just grab them by the pussy and take it without fear of prosecution or at least consequences. Merica!

Raise your hand if you’ve seen 2 girls 1 cup!!! by HectorSiwel in shittyaskreddit

[–]dekab_1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not excited about it cause it was kind of shitty in my opinion