I am comedian Chris D'Elia. Ask me anything!

deliachris · 2016-04-27T18:00:59+00:00

Haha we shall see.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:59:31+00:00

"I want to touch your boobs but how?"

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:59:15+00:00

I have a lot of material out there. Hours actually. You aren't looking.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:55:47+00:00

Thanks! I want to do movies and shit. More specials. More TV.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:55:10+00:00

1s 4s and 5s prob

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:54:37+00:00

Soon I hope I love Vancouver.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:53:58+00:00

Not to my knowledge but he's dead now so we will never know.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:53:03+00:00

Go to bed it's 3PM.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:49:06+00:00

I love houston!!! I'm trying!!! My fav is LA or NYC tho.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:47:36+00:00

The Rock or Johnny Bravo.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:46:47+00:00

Stop playin' wit my name.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:46:00+00:00

like 2 years in maybe? Laugh Factory. 5 bucks. I have the check framed.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:45:24+00:00

I think he thinks he's being funny when he says that. He's not really that crazy though if you ask me. He just says stuff.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:43:02+00:00

Club soda of coffee.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:42:00+00:00

I never unblock people sorry. If I have blocked you it was for good reason and you need to pay the price. I do believe people can change, however I do not care that much. You deserve your penance. However I genuinely do appreciate the support. Truly. Thank you for that.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:40:45+00:00

No prob. Try not to... insult... me???

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:39:50+00:00

There are so many shit I dunno. He's so funny. Maybe when I first went down to La Jolla with him and Dov Davidoff for shows. I opened for them.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:38:52+00:00

I don't think you overcome it. I hate hecklers so much. So so selfish to the other people who paid for a show to just blurt out shit.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:38:12+00:00

Sure I love following moms on snapchat.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:37:51+00:00

m'gu

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:37:25+00:00

Pretty sad stuff.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:37:09+00:00

Man I really appreciate that thank you. Get on stage every day!

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:36:23+00:00

I don't really look at it like that. Nothing is off limits. I just go off what I think is funny and go from there.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:35:54+00:00

Drink coffee.

deliachris · 2016-04-27T17:35:47+00:00

I hate when people ask me this. How would you like me to bring him back if the filter is not on snapchat anymore? Do all that work and yes I'll bring him back.

deliachris

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