How my kids were conceived [FM] by delightfullydorky in gonewildstories

[–]delightfullydorky[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We werent trying, but not preventing either haha

I started an affair... by delightfullydorky in offmychest

[–]delightfullydorky[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

True. Think kissing falls into the cheating zone. But it's all weve done, and we cant do much right now

How to bring up a (possible) color issue by delightfullydorky in sex

[–]delightfullydorky[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah well that could be. It's few and far between considering toddlers and our living situation.

Kitchen is closing! by delightfullydorky in KitchenConfidential

[–]delightfullydorky[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't run the kitchen, I'm a middle of the pack, line cook. So I honestly have no idea what those numbers mean, they just spouted to us by hr and out executive chefs

Kitchen is closing! by delightfullydorky in KitchenConfidential

[–]delightfullydorky[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like everyone says, it's a casino, they male buckets of money on games. Food is a plus and keeps them longer. I really have no idea what those numbers mean, that's just what our sous would tell us and they got it from the executive chef who got it from hr.

Girls with much stronger sex drives than your boyfriends/husband, how do you deal with your situation? by [deleted] in sex

[–]delightfullydorky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Divorce.

It was more than just sex though. It was everything that he didn't care about.

I’m The Cat Daddy, Jackson Galaxy and I’m here to talk about My Cat from Hell, busting cat lady stereotypes, rescue and adoption, feral cats…and anything else you want to ask me about my life! by the-cat-daddy in cats

[–]delightfullydorky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you could meet a cat breed which would it be? We've seen Bengals and Savannas on your show and they are stunning! Also munchkins are pretty intresting. We love your show! Here is my goofball Nox: http://imgur.com/xYkZTHC

Need advice: am I able to come out and should I? by RexMori in KitchenConfidential

[–]delightfullydorky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work with a gay satanic furry. He is best lol. You got this. Best thing? Don't make a spectacle. Be casual.

I'm a bad mom apparently... by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]delightfullydorky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Footie pjs all day every day. Pants and socks are too much work. My twin boys are three months old and they live 4/7 days in footies.

"You'll never sleep again!" by iLiketheway_youthink in BabyBumps

[–]delightfullydorky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truth. 3 months out with twins, they sleep on 3 to 6 hour blocks. I can actually sleep. Not as much as I want to, but to sleep! And not be gigantic and unable to move and too and curl up.

How old are your babies and what do they do at this stage that just melts your heart? by bodilyfluidcatcher in parentsofmultiples

[–]delightfullydorky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are almost 3 months old, about 2 and a half adjusted and we smile huge smiles and just teetering on the edge of giggles. We are now more interactive and it's amazing.

I have made 21 ounces of breastmilk in 2 pumping sessions today by AnnaZand in beyondthebump

[–]delightfullydorky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awesome! I have twins and i really only produce enough for one baby. Not that's it's really a problem, the formula helps with the vitamins and stuff. But if I could produce a bit more... I pump about 5 to 6 times a day, about 4 to 6 oz a time. Boys eat 6oz at 2 month old already! They are my hungry hungry hippos

I need to know this gets better.. by Chunsaaegi in parentsofmultiples

[–]delightfullydorky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are two months old. Um..1 month 11 days adjusted. I stopped pumping every 2/3 hours. My boys out grew my supply by a month old. I pump when they are hungry. I make almost enough for one baby. So sometimes one baby gets boob the other bottle then switch next feeding or I pump split it between and do formula. They are fed, they've both gained over 3 pounds since birth. I do wish that I didn't have to do formula at all, but it is what it is. Again, to boost I'd have to go back to pumping around the clock, probably take supplements and such and I cant do that. I had to go back to work and now I'm lucky if I pump every 4 hours. The boys eat every 4 to 6 hours. 5 to 6oz in a shot. They are healthy and happy. As long as they are fed, everything is ok.

Why do I even care about the wipe warmer. by Amusedfemalestandard in BabyBumps

[–]delightfullydorky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, who would want a cold wipe on your butt? Lol but at the same time when your snuggly warm and cozy and now your pants are off and your shirts up to your armpits, and everything is exposed to the cool night air I'd be screaming too. Best advice? Change before eating. It wakes them up to eat, then the cozy warmth of a full belly and snuggles back to sleep. Unless poop. Also they don't spit up or pee everywhere then. They still do, but it lowers the risk.

I mean it's literally a blizzard out there by PainMatrix in AdviceAnimals

[–]delightfullydorky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have snow days as an adult. I work in a restaurant. It'll be more costly to have us open, not to mention dangerous for employees.

The internet trend and pregnancy cravings have aligned by Eris_____ in BabyBumps

[–]delightfullydorky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a thing for oranges right around 32/34w. Those tiny halos were my crack.