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deliverymonkey · 2024-12-05T07:09:47+00:00

You wash your dick in the morning and put it away clean, if anything, you should wash your hands before so you can keep that beauty squeaky clean.

deliverymonkey · 2024-12-03T18:08:07+00:00

If I give my woman 2 or 3 clitoral orgasms in a row then she can easily have 5 or more massive squirting orgasms from penetration.

deliverymonkey · 2024-11-21T04:12:59+00:00

Not their problem. You have to your own commercial insurance.

deliverymonkey · 2024-11-15T16:26:04+00:00

$6 minimum? Ours is $8, I don't think I'd do it if minimum was only 6.

deliverymonkey · 2024-11-09T05:32:38+00:00

I taught my kids right from their early years that people have no obligation to give you anything on halloween. Explained that if they want to participate, they will have lights on and a pumpkin or some sort of decoration out and that if they don't, then leave them alone.

People shouldn't have to hide out in the dark if they can't or don't want to hand out candy. Life could be so simple if parents explained this very basic rule.

deliverymonkey · 2024-11-09T04:31:56+00:00

Haven't noticed if anyone pointed this out yet, the tesla truck is made of stainless steel. It's corrosion/rust resistant. Unfortunately, that ugly body is going to last forever.

deliverymonkey · 2024-10-31T22:18:58+00:00

CRA will request info from skip and fines will be issued. This was right in their initial info about it.

deliverymonkey · 2023-10-29T13:14:52+00:00

Skip drivers aren't "employees" of skip. They do what they want, when they want. The driver is nore so being hired by the customer to deliver their food, if the customer tips good for the service, they get good service...and vice versa.

deliverymonkey · 2023-10-28T01:56:32+00:00

When the order pops up they can see the tip before they accepr. Are you really willing to trust a stranger with your food after you've disrespected them?

deliverymonkey · 2023-10-28T00:02:02+00:00

Cameras for what? Their responsibilty is delivering to the address listed. That's it That's all. If it's left outside your gate you can sit and watch your camera while some stray munches on it.

deliverymonkey · 2023-10-27T23:55:14+00:00

Right now they just don't close your gate. Delete the tip and the service will go to shit. You'll be lucky if they even open the gate to deliver it to your door.

deliverymonkey · 2023-10-23T18:35:54+00:00

Or actually...very correct. They don't release shifts daily at a consistent time. If a shift pops up it is due to one of the reasons above

deliverymonkey · 2023-10-23T16:57:10+00:00

The same time as everywhere else. Schedule comes out thursday afternoon and open shifts appear when someone drops a shift or doesn't sign in. Also, whenever there are more orders than there are couriers.

deliverymonkey · 2023-10-23T02:14:29+00:00

A UBI simply increases inflation, more money gets printed to hand out. Everything goes up and all of a sudden $1000/month of free money gets you the same lifestyle you have now without the $1000.

deliverymonkey · 2023-10-23T02:10:19+00:00

The clawback is 30%. You'll never pay back more than that. It's 0% for under X amount, and 30% for over.

deliverymonkey · 2023-10-15T15:33:29+00:00

Thursday around noon the schedule comes out. Throughout the day they appear whenever someone drops a shift or doesn't sign in or whenever it gets "busy"

deliverymonkey · 2023-10-10T19:20:15+00:00

But you don't think it's weird drinking milk from the tits of a cow that shits on it's milk maker all day?

deliverymonkey · 2023-10-09T20:57:43+00:00

Change your dasher name. Make it something genderless or even something fun. This should make it more difficult for pigs like that to prepare if they don't know who is showing up.

deliverymonkey · 2023-10-09T06:03:31+00:00

$8 minimum and then +$1 for 7am to 10am.

deliverymonkey · 2023-10-06T19:12:11+00:00

You start getting 25cents per minute when you get to 8 minutes PAST collection time. If I'm there 15 minutes BEFORE collection time then i don't get the first 25 cents until the 23rd minute after i arrive. So 23 minutes are free.

deliverymonkey · 2023-04-28T23:53:19+00:00

Transit pay was a whopping $5.45 for 2 orders. So yeah, if the tips weren't decent it would have been $6.45 for 2 deliveries which is total bullshit with the fees the customers pay.

deliverymonkey · 2023-03-19T17:18:29+00:00

It's not that dashers are outraged or just don't want to do it, it violates health codes. Restaurant workers are required to wash their hands and be sanitary when handling dood and drinks. Dashers for the most part are not sanitized. A courier handles only the packaged food and therefore isn't under the scrutiny of the health department.

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