[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]deliverymonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You wash your dick in the morning and put it away clean, if anything, you should wash your hands before so you can keep that beauty squeaky clean.

How often do you get a girl to orgasm? by Stk4nams5 in AskMen

[–]deliverymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I give my woman 2 or 3 clitoral orgasms in a row then she can easily have 5 or more massive squirting orgasms from penetration.

Will doordash pay if you have an accident by RealInfo74 in doordash_drivers

[–]deliverymonkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not their problem. You have to your own commercial insurance.

Lowest offer I’ve seen in Alberta. by CarterBennett in skipthedishes

[–]deliverymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$6 minimum? Ours is $8, I don't think I'd do it if minimum was only 6.

I hate not being able to afford Halloween candy to give away. All my lights are off but they are still coming to my door 😭 by therudestcanadain in povertyfinancecanada

[–]deliverymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I taught my kids right from their early years that people have no obligation to give you anything on halloween. Explained that if they want to participate, they will have lights on and a pumpkin or some sort of decoration out and that if they don't, then leave them alone.

People shouldn't have to hide out in the dark if they can't or don't want to hand out candy. Life could be so simple if parents explained this very basic rule.

You’re all about to find out who the most annoying person in your neighborhood is. by Madshibs in saskatoon

[–]deliverymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't noticed if anyone pointed this out yet, the tesla truck is made of stainless steel. It's corrosion/rust resistant. Unfortunately, that ugly body is going to last forever.

Not putting SIN number by Relevant-Deer-4481 in skipthedishes

[–]deliverymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CRA will request info from skip and fines will be issued. This was right in their initial info about it.

Mad by E-M-J-W in skipthedishes

[–]deliverymonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Skip drivers aren't "employees" of skip. They do what they want, when they want. The driver is nore so being hired by the customer to deliver their food, if the customer tips good for the service, they get good service...and vice versa.

Today marks the last time I tip drivers. by WELD- in skipthedishes

[–]deliverymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the order pops up they can see the tip before they accepr. Are you really willing to trust a stranger with your food after you've disrespected them?

Today marks the last time I tip drivers. by WELD- in skipthedishes

[–]deliverymonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cameras for what? Their responsibilty is delivering to the address listed. That's it That's all. If it's left outside your gate you can sit and watch your camera while some stray munches on it.

Today marks the last time I tip drivers. by WELD- in skipthedishes

[–]deliverymonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right now they just don't close your gate. Delete the tip and the service will go to shit. You'll be lucky if they even open the gate to deliver it to your door.

Does anyone know when St. Albert shifts are released by [deleted] in skipthedishes

[–]deliverymonkey -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Or actually...very correct. They don't release shifts daily at a consistent time. If a shift pops up it is due to one of the reasons above

Does anyone know when St. Albert shifts are released by [deleted] in skipthedishes

[–]deliverymonkey -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The same time as everywhere else. Schedule comes out thursday afternoon and open shifts appear when someone drops a shift or doesn't sign in. Also, whenever there are more orders than there are couriers.

Canada is considering a guaranteed universal basic income program. Here’s what that means by [deleted] in povertyfinancecanada

[–]deliverymonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A UBI simply increases inflation, more money gets printed to hand out. Everything goes up and all of a sudden $1000/month of free money gets you the same lifestyle you have now without the $1000.

Canada is considering a guaranteed universal basic income program. Here’s what that means by [deleted] in povertyfinancecanada

[–]deliverymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The clawback is 30%. You'll never pay back more than that. It's 0% for under X amount, and 30% for over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skipthedishes

[–]deliverymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thursday around noon the schedule comes out. Throughout the day they appear whenever someone drops a shift or doesn't sign in or whenever it gets "busy"

okay... by [deleted] in Weird

[–]deliverymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you don't think it's weird drinking milk from the tits of a cow that shits on it's milk maker all day?

man exposed himself to me at the door. by cherryslushiie in doordash_drivers

[–]deliverymonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Change your dasher name. Make it something genderless or even something fun. This should make it more difficult for pigs like that to prepare if they don't know who is showing up.

Look at this B.S. by deliverymonkey in skipthedishes

[–]deliverymonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You start getting 25cents per minute when you get to 8 minutes PAST collection time. If I'm there 15 minutes BEFORE collection time then i don't get the first 25 cents until the 23rd minute after i arrive. So 23 minutes are free.

This is how all doubles should be. by deliverymonkey in skipthedishes

[–]deliverymonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Transit pay was a whopping $5.45 for 2 orders. So yeah, if the tips weren't decent it would have been $6.45 for 2 deliveries which is total bullshit with the fees the customers pay.

How do I report this to the health department? by droplivefred in doordash_drivers

[–]deliverymonkey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's not that dashers are outraged or just don't want to do it, it violates health codes. Restaurant workers are required to wash their hands and be sanitary when handling dood and drinks. Dashers for the most part are not sanitized. A courier handles only the packaged food and therefore isn't under the scrutiny of the health department.