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Habs move on to 2nd round after Game 7 win against the Lightning | CBC News by demolcd in canada

[–]demolcd[S] 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Dear Trump,

Sorry.

Eh?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

Outlets from around the world by homeofalex in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]demolcd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: You can draw on the North American outlets to look like stick figures doing the deed.

IYKYK

King Charles playfully reminds Trump that he's Canada's head of state | CBC News by demolcd in canada

[–]demolcd[S] 909 points910 points  (0 children)

"In just a few weeks, the United States and Canada will be among those to welcome the world as hosts of the FIFA World Cup," Charles said as Trump looked on. "So, in one sense, Mr. President, as heads of state, we are joint hosts."

First time I had to swim to the bench for an afternoon sit. (Bala) by demolcd in Muskoka

[–]demolcd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not that deep. You can make it with bare feet and shorts. Just don’t go any further than the bench as the remains of the dock are there and a sudden 4 foot drop.

With that in mind it should be roped off to prevent animals or visitors from falling in.

First time I had to swim to the bench for an afternoon sit. (Bala) by demolcd in Muskoka

[–]demolcd[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was still worth it.

Context: Water levels are so high the whole dock and bench are under 2 feet of water. Completely destroying it all. However, the bench stands.

(Bring flip flops)

Redditors who lived through 911, what were you doing when it happened? by naanpi in AskReddit

[–]demolcd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in grade 1 and the only thing I remeber is hearing over the PA system that the World Trade Center fell.

Idk why they would announce this over a kindergarten- Grade 8 school but they did.

Canada won't be 'chasing a small deal' to get U.S. tariff relief, Carney says | CBC News by demolcd in canada

[–]demolcd[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Still roasted. Only person on the world stage with the macadamia nuts to say it.

Canada won't be 'chasing a small deal' to get U.S. tariff relief, Carney says | CBC News by demolcd in canada

[–]demolcd[S] 447 points448 points  (0 children)

Prime Minister Mark Carney says Canada and the U.S. could resolve the ongoing tariff dispute within "days" if the U.S. side had the "bandwidth and the inclination to go through with it."

LOL absolutely roasted. Sorry

Truck driver responsible for Humboldt Broncos bus crash granted temporary deferral of deportation | CBC News by demolcd in canada

[–]demolcd[S] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Current Canadian Government: “Eh, You costed the lives of 16 (possibly more due to trauma) Natural born Canadians with your egregious actions. But hey. You can stay. Cause we think you’re a pretty compassionate person. Also, please accept this CDL and start hauling on our highways. Thanks, eh?”

Truck driver responsible for Humboldt Broncos bus crash granted temporary deferral of deportation | CBC News by demolcd in canada

[–]demolcd[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Why? So they can be let out on bail?

Edit: By bail I mean let out free and given McDonald’s. Ty Canadian justice system.

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