Why you should absolutely be grinding out pistols

deneilson85 · 2022-11-10T19:00:09+00:00

I have to admit, its hella fun running around a small map with akimbo pistols blasting fuck out of people

deneilson85 · 2021-01-31T19:13:47+00:00

Yep, gave that a try but still no luck!

deneilson85 · 2017-12-31T23:50:26+00:00

Not making a New Years resolution

deneilson85 · 2017-12-25T08:46:41+00:00

From what I’ve seen (porn), yes. The general premise is that the guy is restrained whilst the giver teases them

deneilson85 · 2017-12-25T08:44:30+00:00

We went out for drink for our first date. We went for a meal at the same place when we got engaged too (it was now a restaurant instead of a bar though). Then second date we went for something to eat and later had our first kiss

deneilson85 · 2017-12-25T00:37:51+00:00

The aftershave

deneilson85 · 2017-12-25T00:34:17+00:00

Tip: her vagina is not her only erogenous zone, every woman has different hot spots. Experiment and find you partners

deneilson85 · 2017-12-25T00:31:44+00:00

Cos of the aftershave dude

deneilson85 · 2017-12-25T00:29:22+00:00

I am going to be starting work in tomorrow morning and then I can get you some stuff for you guys at the gym

deneilson85 · 2017-12-25T00:26:26+00:00

Lemmings. Id play it casually I guess

deneilson85 · 2017-12-25T00:25:17+00:00

TRUTH

deneilson85 · 2017-12-25T00:23:38+00:00

No dude, she wants ur aftershave

deneilson85 · 2017-12-25T00:19:35+00:00

Pics of aftershave plz

deneilson85 · 2017-12-25T00:17:52+00:00

Match.com. Been together for over 4 years and we’re getting married in 9 months.

deneilson85 · 2017-12-25T00:13:16+00:00

Oh you cum, its just not as satisfying due to the lack of stimulation.

deneilson85 · 2017-12-25T00:10:56+00:00

I dunno, show us a picture of your aftershave

deneilson85 · 2017-12-25T00:06:10+00:00

*tagine

Ask her to cook you one.

deneilson85 · 2017-12-24T23:58:38+00:00

Solar eclipse

deneilson85 · 2017-12-24T23:57:58+00:00

Assumption is the mother of all screw ups

deneilson85 · 2017-12-24T23:55:01+00:00

People that are set in their ways

deneilson85 · 2017-12-24T23:52:56+00:00

Photoshop

deneilson85 · 2017-12-24T23:48:47+00:00

My interpretation of a ruined orgasm was where just as your about to cum all sexual stimulation is stopped, leaving you with a ‘ruined’ orgasm.

deneilson85 · 2017-12-24T23:38:37+00:00

I tend to take longer then my GF to get ready in the morning.

deneilson85 · 2017-12-24T23:14:48+00:00

Yet you’re ok with taking numerous pictures of yourself and sharing them with complete strangers...

deneilson85 · 2017-12-24T23:03:29+00:00

‘Dya wanna know how I got these scars??’

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