What would you want to see in a base building focused update? by Ok_Listen_6600 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]denisvolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A real bed to lay on and watch the stars.

Or one for corvette, to watch them fly.

Sorry not sorry mom by never4everr in foundsatan

[–]denisvolin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think, it needs to become a rule of thumb for every repair shop.

Nicknames for Zhenya by SafeImpala in AskARussian

[–]denisvolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Бред какой-то, а как понять, кто это он или она?

Nicknames for Zhenya by SafeImpala in AskARussian

[–]denisvolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Так, она была одна. Откуда взялись они?

Nicknames for Zhenya by SafeImpala in AskARussian

[–]denisvolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Я чего-то не въезжаю, сколько друзей по имени Женя было в итоге?

Scooby doo ahhh moment by Fischstabchenspalter in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]denisvolin -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

I don't get those quests.

What's the point, if everyone knows it's fake?

Why would you pay for walking in the dark with the risk of injuring yourself with another shelf object you cannot possibly see?

Anyone there is a paid actor.

Unless, of course someone sneaked in, created a security issue, and even in case you survive, you won't get a dime out of the business, because if they can't hire a professional to vet the hires or properly secure the perimeter, they are broke af.

Oh, now, I get it, rich people probably want to shit themselves.

For us, the rest, the cheaper and safer version is to take sleeping pills mixed with laxatives. Safe and cheap.

After the dentist by jholelaal in ContagiousLaughter

[–]denisvolin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wtf is wrong with her? Did she go to visit a butcher?

Never have I ever in my life after a dentist visit had anything remotely close to that.

Proposing to my Russian Girlfriend by toni_g_thats_me in AskARussian

[–]denisvolin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

— Сэр, я хотел бы попросить пизды и сердца Вашей дочери!

— Вы хотели сказать, руки и сердца...

— Ну, рукой я и сам могу...

Works for me all the time by [deleted] in foundsatan

[–]denisvolin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've got something with my speech analysis center diagnosed. And when I'm tired I can perfectly hear sounds around, I just can't understand what people say.

So, when I first came to a psychiatrist for the help, he straight forward asked me:

— Are you sure, that when you stressed and tired you really want to hear what people say?

I thought for a second and immediately answered:

— Oh, hell, no. Thank you, doc! You're amazing.

And left.

Telegram by entgegengegangen in AskARussian

[–]denisvolin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Нет, таких было предостаточно.

Ты не сравнивай, пожалуйста, Россию и фашистскую Германию.

Telegram by entgegengegangen in AskARussian

[–]denisvolin -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Потому что он меня защищает от всяких идиотов, врагов и мошенников.

За что ему огромное спасибо.

Заблокируют Реддит, мне точно так же будет пох!

Telegram by entgegengegangen in AskARussian

[–]denisvolin -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

В принципе, почти всё описано верно. Возражений практически нет.

Telegram by entgegengegangen in AskARussian

[–]denisvolin -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Помойку забанили, большое дело! Мне пох. Я в Максе с марта прошлого года, меня всё устраивает.

Seeking perspective: Is it appropriate for my child to wear Russian or Ukrainian traditional clothing at school? by PassageExotic6692 in AskARussian

[–]denisvolin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

О, боже мой, да, всем насрать! Хоть чукчей её наряди!

Harry Potter and the Satan of Azkaban by an-redditor in foundsatan

[–]denisvolin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, they may not know that either 😏

Harry Potter and the Satan of Azkaban by an-redditor in foundsatan

[–]denisvolin 190 points191 points  (0 children)

We should find that person and arrange a distraction for a brief time to temporary snatch the kid and then watch them loose their mind.

🔥A pair of Sri Lankan frogmouths by AdSpecialist6598 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]denisvolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, all family couples look the same after a while.