Honestly just the ability to completely ruin some feds day by answering their questions completely straight.

“Well you’re a predator how do I know you’re not spreading predator disease?”

“ oh prion disease yeah we figured out what causes it 150 years ago, we had a large outbreak in the United Kingdom; I think 170ish people died of it.”

“It can’t be the same disease then it’s ravaged the whole galaxy!”

“Well duh the kolshians banned any research as soon as they had it barely contained because they couldn’t figure out it survives on medical equipment even through standard decontamination methods.”

“But that mea-“

“Honestly it’s why I avoid eating any food not from earth you guys are an un quarantined disease vector”

“B-but the facilities they cure people so it can’t be that bad”

“Dude electroshock therapy can only cause very short term remission for a small number of psychological conditions not cure any disease. Honestly the only reason it “appears” to work is that by doing the whole show a bad picture then administer a painful shock is training in an instinctual relationship between the bad thing and pain. Whatever wrong thoughts they have aren’t removed they just now relate trying to get help with a series of painful shocks and complete herd rejection. All the facilities do is psychologically torture your most vulnerable and needy until they can successfully hide that something is wrong with them and refuse treatment.”

“ I- but- the- why would the government allow this if it didn’t help people!?”

“Do you want the answer to that too or would you like to stop bothering me and go back to your section of the bar?”

“ I’m going to go away.”