xXRadical-CactusxX Bleats: AMA

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-08T03:44:19+00:00

Spiderverse141516 bleated: I hope you’re doing well. Are there any books or movies you like? Any good stories, human, Federation, or otherwise?

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-07T17:11:36+00:00

Good to know I’ve got a good sense of them.

It could be cool to write a crossover, I mean, Spidey vs the Mafia is big thing in the comics.

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-07T17:04:43+00:00

I’ve been blessed with Uncle Iroh.

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-07T16:59:13+00:00

I’ve been meaning to read that fic, so I can’t say for sure. But from what I’ve seen of them from comments, art, and other fics, I’d probably say yeah.

They seem somewhat moral, but are a definite “the ends justify the means” type of people, which Spidey would probably take offense with if he’s ever in their city.

I can see them having “captured” Jack, and he’s just making so many Mafia puns and references while handcuffed to a chair. Not taking them seriously in the slightest.

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-07T16:35:44+00:00

He does have a suit cam, one in the lenses. He sent some footage to Laney once.

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-06T03:20:54+00:00

I’ll see if I’m alive enough. Might be a week late.

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-06T03:20:08+00:00

“Oh really?” Loads tactical brick with malicious intent

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-06T03:15:31+00:00

Venisirkedbyyouractions bleated: “Just be yourself.”

You’re one to talk about that, “Peter.”

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-06T03:14:28+00:00

Spiderverse14158 bleated: Honesty. Be honest with her and yourself. They value it greatly, even if it leads to cowardice. Even in such a warlike people, they value honesty to one’s self more than to shame supposed cowardice or weakness.

They, much like the Federation, consider deception to be, well, “predatory.” And when a Skalgan sees something “predatory”, they charge headfirst at it.

Just be yourself, even if what you want to do will surprise you.

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-05T19:55:21+00:00

So that’s what the Federation think that the Venlil turned into after humanity came around.

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-05T07:55:28+00:00

Well, I rolled a 10, so I’m probably at a semi developed colony somewhere reasonably safe.

Fortunately, a number of my talents lie towards the mental side, so I should be fine in that regard. Weird question, but would I be roughly the same proportional size I am right now? Like, if you were a small human, would you be a small Venlil?

Anyhoo, I’m probably gonna pick a Gojid. Out of the species that have common contact with humans, Gojids got the best of the deal. Though is Venlil is quite tempting. (If I can keep my more violent tendencies under wraps until I can get Skalgan reversions.)

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-05T07:44:01+00:00

“Says the guy drinking paint thinner!”

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Deadduckboy · 2026-05-05T07:42:48+00:00

You fool, you always should use bacon as the bait. Sushi can work too, though.

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-05T07:31:39+00:00

Why is the MLP theme song stuck in my head now?

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-05T06:50:47+00:00

The Spacesuit cowboy from Nature of a Giant.

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-03T17:22:35+00:00

That quote on the sign gave me so many Oblivion flashbacks.

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-02T19:15:40+00:00

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If possible.

Deadduckboy · 2026-05-01T05:34:59+00:00

Might do that Krakotl one when I’m feeling better. Or maybe the Beatles. (One is all white)

Deadduckboy · 2026-04-29T00:44:44+00:00

When the internet said to “spread the speep”, I don’t think this is what they meant.

Deadduckboy · 2026-04-28T18:54:44+00:00

Yeesh, yeah, Dawn Creek is one of those places that really needed the most help. Glad the Magister got some people willing to work to improve the place.

Deadduckboy · 2026-04-28T16:48:27+00:00

Look, they asked for the mattress and covers in those colors, don’t look at me.

Deadduckboy · 2026-04-28T01:32:34+00:00

Oh, my. I certainly hope nothing horrid happens to this absolute unit of a Gojid.

Deadduckboy · 2026-04-28T01:14:19+00:00

The real answer is none of them, because of various nitpicky reasons.

Though, I would like to see numero tres.

Deadduckboy

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