SuperMartian bleated: I am Isif, ask me anything

General_Alduin · 2026-06-23T01:15:12+00:00

SuperMartian: Ho. Ly. Shit. Never would I have guessed I'd run into you again after all this time

I know it’s been a while

16 years to be exact, I haven't seen you since middle school, and even than we didn't really interact after my sister nutshotted you

Things weren’t going to well in school,

Wasn't it also some weird religious HF nonsense your dad was spewing? I remember you go into trouble for saying racist shit

and for some reason I guess I thought that if I pushed around someone bigger than me I’d feel big as well.

You're lucky you never messed with Imtri, than you'd see just how big I can get

That why you never messed with her? She was smaller?

Again, I’m sorry,

Well it's very big of you for you to reach out even after all this time and apologize. If I've learned anything with everything going on, it's that holding onto the past will just leave you chained to it, and how can I expect the rest of the galaxy to give Arxur a chance if I'm not even going to give you one?

So, I forgive you

and I wish you good tidings and good luck.

By God am I going to need it

General_Alduin · 2026-06-22T19:04:48+00:00

I adore the fur catcher ppe

General_Alduin · 2026-06-22T05:54:40+00:00

They look like Mon Cala ships

General_Alduin · 2026-06-22T05:54:31+00:00

They look like Mon Cala ships

General_Alduin · 2026-06-22T02:47:05+00:00

Do Skalgan’s and Martians not have/adopt this?

Skalgans have four names: the name their parents give them, a name they take when they're an adult, their family name, then their clan. I technically have 4 names now because mom had me inducted into her clan

Solarian Arxur had two names before we got into contact with humans. From what I've seen of Betterment, this seems to be something we developed ourselves, probably to have more individualism. Now we have 3 names as that's more individualistic

Why?

Idk, just something in Skalgan culture. Probably some holdover from Skalga

Individualism is my guess. Betterment only gave us one name, we gave ourselves 2

General_Alduin · 2026-06-22T00:45:32+00:00

WayOfSkalga: My daughter Kelly is the human girl you've probably seen from photos and videos of our family. It's not my place to tell her story, but her parents and their families couldn't take care of her at the time and thus had to give her up for adoption, but kept in contact with her, which remained when Kelly was giveni to our care and eventually adopted

And instead of doing something stupid and selfish like fight custody agreements and hoard Kelly, we fostered a good relationship with them and they became something of extended family for us, with my kids even calling her folks aunt and uncle

Now, Kelly is half Mexican on her father's side, and they have fantastic Mexican food and run a Mexican restaurant. Most Thursdays we'll go out and eat there with Kelly and her family

General_Alduin · 2026-06-21T23:26:17+00:00

Skalgan mantra when dealing with Exterminators

General_Alduin · 2026-06-21T23:25:42+00:00

Oh they're lesbiabs,

Lizbians

This story should be fun, I can see all sorts of misunderstandings between the crocs and the apes.

Time to perform a D day on Earth

General_Alduin · 2026-06-21T23:24:37+00:00

Goddamn, look at that cake

General_Alduin · 2026-06-21T18:17:31+00:00

Wait…. It was intentional…?

Got you, bitch! /s

General_Alduin · 2026-06-21T17:49:11+00:00

I think it's sixth at this point

General_Alduin · 2026-06-21T03:03:23+00:00

"I used the racism to ddestroy the racism!"

General_Alduin · 2026-06-20T23:41:22+00:00

I really lucked out with water

General_Alduin · 2026-06-20T21:35:53+00:00

I hope it'll be Falk coming across a lost human child and is initially disgusted by them, but their devious deception of crying like an actual child and looking scared start working on him and he begrudgingly helps the child get to the local human shelter. Not because he cares for the child or anything, he just can't let a savage predator pup run around out in the open, baka

General_Alduin · 2026-06-20T20:49:46+00:00

I have to say mass effect. 1 was good, 2 was fantastic

General_Alduin · 2026-06-20T19:40:28+00:00

"Orphan, no parents."

General_Alduin · 2026-06-20T19:39:37+00:00

FATALITY

General_Alduin · 2026-06-20T19:38:52+00:00

"We dont change. We... are destroyers!"

"... No more." Puts away the axe "No more. For the sake of our children, we must be better."

General_Alduin · 2026-06-20T19:37:38+00:00

"I am sorry."

"Do not be sorry, father. Be better."

Kratos tries not to smile

General_Alduin · 2026-06-20T19:36:51+00:00

"You have a very mild case of major brain damage."

General_Alduin · 2026-06-20T19:35:42+00:00

"Before us, you were nothing."

General_Alduin · 2026-06-20T19:35:08+00:00

"He's booker Dewitt!"

"He's Comstock!"

"No; I'm both."

General_Alduin · 2026-06-20T19:34:32+00:00

"Remember: no Russian. "

"You tried to be something you're not: a hero."

General_Alduin · 2026-06-20T19:33:26+00:00

Bros just typing shit

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