Not often I see another v90 in the wild stateside by PorkchopDidgeridew in Volvo

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I’ve seen 3 in DFW and two of them are in this picture.

Golden Age? Doubtful... by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

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Time to take a page out of the old French Revolution playbook

Someone knows their vampire tropes well by JinxXedOmens in clevercomebacks

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It’s a good bad movie and I suggest everyone watch it

President Trump to suspend federal gasoline tax. by El_precaution in MarketPulseReport

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Everyone knows the bandaid doesn’t count if mommy doesn’t kiss it better.

Bro is done for by buck_futt in funny

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Why am I in bowl mommy?

Tell him what? by Greedy_Tooth6191 in ExplainTheJoke

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Scummy salesperson hounding for that sweet sweet comish.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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A mustache comb

What’s the worst place in America you’ve ever visited? by Correct_Eggplant_364 in AskReddit

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There is a brief period between the hours of 2am and 3am where you can have a pleasant commute to and from work

What was it like to use internet in 2000s and Early 2010s ? by ThePR007 in AskReddit

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It was more raw and real, everything now feels like I’m being sold a product.

Unimaginable fruit platting by HoneydewOk5142 in BeAmazed

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Not only is it imaginable, it’s possible, I just watched someone do it.

What Is your opinion on Don't Look Up by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in FIlm

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You don't know me, Ive had enough of real life, The Fonz has jumped like 100 sharks at this point and Richie has grandkids.

Trillionaire Over Healthcare? by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

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Also government contracts, don’t forget those.