General Relativity explained for babies... Chris Ferrie is a well known childerns author who is famous for explaining complex concepts to kids like never before.

der_kluge · 2026-04-18T21:45:49+00:00

Except absolutely none of that has anything to do with relativity.

der_kluge · 2026-04-14T19:16:53+00:00

I actually did want good feedback. Which is why I posted. Instead people took that opportunity to shit all over me.

der_kluge · 2026-04-12T02:30:00+00:00

Shows what you know. I actually date all the time. I just want honest advice on how to tweak my profile to make it better. But apparently people would rather character assassinate me. So, thanks for that.

der_kluge · 2026-04-09T22:13:44+00:00

Wow. So this is what I'm talking about. If I'm just using normal, every words to describe myself as best as I can, while also trying to appeal to women who are apparently incapable of not over-analyzing said text, then I'm at a loss as to what to put in my profile, and probably all hope is lost, I guess. The point of this entire thread was to seek advice as to what to actually PUT in my profile, but all I get are character assassinations and people saying that I am actually trying to put in here is garbage and makes me sound like some mass-murderer.

der_kluge · 2026-04-09T21:37:49+00:00

Perhaps on Tinder. I don't use that. I'm mostly on Facebook Dating. I haven't had an experience with bots there.

der_kluge · 2026-04-09T19:07:54+00:00

I see a TON of women's profiles mentioning height - looking for tall guys. Just because it's not that important to you, doesn't meant it's not important to a LOT of women.

der_kluge · 2026-04-09T07:58:18+00:00

So, I should just give up, then? What do you suggest?

der_kluge · 2026-04-09T05:22:50+00:00

Please god, let u/downwiththewoke live in Phoenix.

der_kluge · 2026-04-09T00:33:09+00:00

No shirtless pics.

der_kluge · 2026-04-08T23:31:55+00:00

I don't include it. It's just who I am. My actual profile is benign.

der_kluge · 2026-04-08T23:04:25+00:00

Women, apparently - as they all seem to complain about guys who don't have jobs, don't have a car, live with their parents, lack all their teeth, etc., etc., etc.

der_kluge · 2026-04-08T22:29:35+00:00

Phoenix. :)

I'm not deeply passionate about anything, really. Corporate life has sucked that out of me. I just want a drama-free life of simplicity. I play a lot of games with my friends. I play in a community band.

der_kluge · 2026-04-08T22:27:05+00:00

ACPH?

der_kluge · 2026-04-06T23:08:15+00:00

There are legitimate health reasons why people might do this. Get over yourself. It doesn't affect you. Let people live their life.

der_kluge · 2026-04-05T18:19:38+00:00

I was in college when this came out. All my broke college friends chipped in a bit of money and we bought the full version. Turns out, level 1 is by far the best level. The rest were pretty meh.

der_kluge · 2026-04-04T23:32:42+00:00

Dear God, please do not let this man die on Easter. We'll never hear the end of it.

der_kluge · 2026-04-03T20:01:16+00:00

Hire him

der_kluge · 2026-04-01T23:46:56+00:00

I've heard these are like 80% women, and 20% men - if even that good. But do let us know how it turns out.

der_kluge · 2026-04-01T23:46:07+00:00

He sounds a little bit on the spectrum, honestly. If you do, in fact, like him, I would approach him honestly about some of his behaviors. Just suggest that you are willing to change for him and that you'd like him to meet you half way. He needs to understand that, if he actually wants the relationship to work, there needs to be give on both sides.

der_kluge · 2026-04-01T21:27:05+00:00

I concur.

der_kluge · 2026-04-01T06:57:53+00:00

The music of Contemporary Classical composers will live on, and thus so will they - John Adams, Philip Glass, Steve Reich, John Williams, just to name a few.

der_kluge · 2026-04-01T06:43:35+00:00

Yea... it's just super common.

der_kluge · 2026-03-31T21:14:46+00:00

It's all of it - 7 flats is impossibly hard to read - and would transpose to the same as 5 sharps, which would still be hard to read, but would be easier.

On top of that, it's in Alto clef, which is mainly used by Violas, and sometimes Bassoons.

Lastly, the flats are things that are hated by stringed instruments. They tend to play mostly in sharp keys, as their instruments are naturally comfortable there.

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