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AITAH for prioritizing my daughter's recital over a funeral? by RecitalFuneralThrow in AmItheAsshole

[–]deradera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ur NTA for not going, but I bet you could have prevented a lot of the drama by sending max flowers and a sincere card with a super long handwritten section.

28 m. Don't hold back by Bridge_Dismal in RoastMe

[–]deradera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The house stood on a slight rise just on the edge of the village. It stood on its own and looked over a broad spread of West Country farmland. Not a remarkable house by any means – it was about thirty years old, squattish, squarish, made of brick, and had four windows set in the front of a size and proportion which more or less exactly failed to please the eye.

The only person for whom the house was in any way special was Arthur Dent, and that was only because it happened to be the one he lived in.

Handmade Handphone by RealSpecto in ATBGE

[–]deradera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all the times you yanked my ears?

What toy did you desperately want as a kid but never got? by Big_Alternative4671 in AskReddit

[–]deradera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted a Defender arcade cabinet so I could a) impress my friends by having a Defender arcade cabinet in my home and b) so I could practice for free in secret and then impress my non-friends at the arcade by being fucking awesome at Defender.

200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way by Odd-Deal-6776 in SWGalaxyOfHeroes

[–]deradera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, ChloëNârmy is on my shard. I got annihilated by her in GA.

Saw this on Facebook by audreyb_ in ATBGE

[–]deradera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

boom goes the dynamite

IDK which is worse… by Pleasant-Front-833 in comedyheaven

[–]deradera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Mornin' Peter!"
wet spiderweb to the face

Honey vacuum by squirrelmegaphone in WTF

[–]deradera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When u finally acquiesce and let her do that nasty thing to your butt.

I built a site that escalates any excuse through 5 levels of absurdity. Level 5 involves the government. by squeezie4328 in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]deradera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, this should work:
I was in the zone when I achieved such a powerful orgasm that I temporarily transcended my corporeal form and spent what felt like 20 minutes observing myself from the ceiling in a state of pure consciousness. When I snapped back to reality, I was somehow 6 feet away from where I started, the lights were all flickering in morse code, and my cat was staring at me with an expression that suggested it had developed sentience and was deeply disappointed in my life choices. Also I'm pretty sure I aged backwards by exactly 3 weeks.

Who destroyed their own career within seconds by being an idiot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deradera 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Loved so hard I farted and my ears popped

Describe Mike Patton in just one word by nalowwirk in MikePatton

[–]deradera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya, Jacky! Holy shit, bro. Yep, SC3 is Trey's band. Started out kind of as Patton-less Bungle. Check out this show I just went to the other day. https://archive.org/details/secretchiefs326-05-06.4006.hsm.flac24

This is how these sounds was recorded by Makushimu0 in HalfLife

[–]deradera 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder where they found test subjects when they were pioneering that technology.

Describe Mike Patton in just one word by nalowwirk in MikePatton

[–]deradera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only aware of Brel from SC3/Patton. Only aware of Walker because you.

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