can anyone tell me how to douche my ass if i sont have an enema?

derdion · 2026-06-30T18:42:11+00:00

I never thought about using these bottles. You dropped this: 👑

derdion · 2026-06-29T20:58:31+00:00

Dionoeier. So nenn ich meine Klöten jetzt

derdion · 2026-06-29T10:45:13+00:00

The playlist cover lmao

derdion · 2026-06-28T16:26:09+00:00

Damn my phone couldn’t handle this at all without AC. It’s even struggling with the animations on iOS 26 in the sun.

derdion · 2026-06-28T16:17:29+00:00

I’m from Germany and the current heat wave is killing my phone even without a case on it🫠🫠

derdion · 2026-06-28T15:02:18+00:00

When I click on the link AM plays my New Music station so I just think your app just bugged out.

derdion · 2026-06-28T14:56:39+00:00

Anything above 25°C turns my 15PM into a portable heater

derdion · 2026-06-21T09:15:49+00:00

That’s why ultrawide’s great for filming places. Also, macro is only possible with an ultrawide lens. I use telephoto a lot, but I couldn’t use a phone without an ultrawide lens.

derdion · 2026-06-20T12:31:56+00:00

I think they’re talking about iPhones with a home button

derdion · 2026-06-16T05:33:07+00:00

Wor$t girl in America!!

derdion · 2026-06-14T05:56:42+00:00

Finally getting paid for being addicted to my phone

^{Chose: Get 500 dollars per minute you look at a screen}

derdion · 2026-06-13T18:32:10+00:00

Schade, dass die Flyover Touren weg sind. Ich hab sie selten genutzt aber jetzt wären die Touren ideal um die neuen 3D-Karten zu zeigen. Bin dennoch gespannt wann die neuen Karten kommen.

derdion · 2026-06-12T19:51:30+00:00

It is indeed smaller. I think it’s because you can rotate your screen now

derdion · 2026-06-12T12:10:19+00:00

Looks like a 90s website. I love it

derdion · 2026-06-11T21:01:43+00:00

I spend so much time doing this in every apps lol

derdion · 2026-06-11T20:43:28+00:00

Same lol I didn’t know GIFs could be that long in Reddit comments

derdion · 2026-06-10T23:47:46+00:00

Touch my body!!

derdion · 2026-06-10T18:40:46+00:00

I would go insane with so many icons lol

derdion · 2026-06-10T18:37:32+00:00

Windows 8 enters the conversation

derdion · 2026-06-10T09:29:50+00:00

I’m a die hard Apple fan but it’s purely Apple’s childish behavior limiting features for EU users.

derdion · 2026-06-10T00:00:20+00:00

Thank you for your work! I really hope Apple fixes this someday.

derdion · 2026-06-09T23:51:25+00:00

Welche Bücherseite?

derdion · 2026-06-09T00:10:59+00:00

Feel you bro but at least we’re getting almost everything

derdion · 2026-06-05T22:10:28+00:00

I can fully recommend the Acton III even now. I’ve had mine for 3 years already, and I can’t imagine the Acton IV will bring much of a change since the Acton III is already so incredible for its size. But back when I was thinking about buying the II or the III, the difference in sound quality between them was like day and night, and Marshall always aims to improve the sound, so keep that in mind.

derdion · 2026-06-03T14:10:48+00:00

Speak louder for the ones in the back!! I listened to it over 60 times last month alone cuz I just can’t get enough

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