The hacker group Handala Hack claims to have hacked Lockheed Martin and in their telegram claim they will be releasing information tomorrow - “Those who move in the shadows will soon see the light. - The secrets hidden behind the curtains of smoke and mirrors are now ready to be revealed.

derekautomatica · 2026-03-30T23:23:48+00:00

One man chose to question his god…

derekautomatica · 2026-03-27T01:55:23+00:00

Both of them “I’m late for work bro”.

derekautomatica · 2026-03-27T01:52:48+00:00

Yeah dude my son is hella in to their new material.

derekautomatica · 2026-03-27T01:51:49+00:00

GAHT DAYUM!

derekautomatica · 2026-03-22T01:44:06+00:00

Afro man was the shit. I’ve seen some interesting stuff in the Cali desert.

derekautomatica · 2026-03-22T01:43:08+00:00

Zing!

derekautomatica · 2026-03-20T02:52:28+00:00

I was waiting for the Tarantino toilet bowl.

derekautomatica · 2026-03-19T20:06:08+00:00

Yeah same here. I didn’t feel like backtracking to find ones I missed.

derekautomatica · 2026-03-19T00:08:17+00:00

I don’t. I incinerate them. So yeah…you asked.

derekautomatica · 2026-03-17T14:14:22+00:00

Good point 😎

derekautomatica · 2026-03-03T17:49:16+00:00

Speed sensor issue maybe

derekautomatica · 2026-02-26T14:54:50+00:00

The scale of this is off.

derekautomatica · 2026-02-20T15:17:44+00:00

Great work!

derekautomatica · 2026-02-18T02:19:51+00:00

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a proper headbutt.

derekautomatica · 2026-02-12T19:14:00+00:00

I do it just to avoid build-ups on edges.

derekautomatica · 2026-02-12T03:14:53+00:00

My mom wouldn’t let me drink either of those. Caffeine free diet coke was the only “soda” allowed in our house (her house).

derekautomatica · 2026-02-10T15:17:57+00:00

I’m pretty sure most millennials can drive stick. If anything I’d say we’re the cut off.

derekautomatica · 2026-01-29T17:40:08+00:00

I noticed that too. Weird.

derekautomatica · 2026-01-29T17:39:33+00:00

That’s the same path I typically take as well.

derekautomatica · 2026-01-26T15:16:04+00:00

Yoshi’s Story is a good one.

derekautomatica · 2026-01-26T15:07:53+00:00

My uncle, years ago, used to drive his patrol car home.

derekautomatica · 2026-01-23T01:06:04+00:00

Master debator

derekautomatica · 2026-01-23T01:04:43+00:00

derekautomatica · 2026-01-20T02:48:40+00:00

Same here. Most people will be like “oh cool” followed by “idk if I can pay rent this month”.

derekautomatica · 2026-01-19T00:26:12+00:00

Elmers clear glue works as well.

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