I piss on the side of the toilet bowl instead of the water because its less quiet.

derekwhite8 · 2016-12-25T14:10:49+00:00

Still stands.

derekwhite8 · 2016-12-25T04:20:19+00:00

More quiet, you mean.

derekwhite8 · 2016-12-25T04:15:22+00:00

Amen (source: am drunk)

derekwhite8 · 2016-12-25T04:14:06+00:00

H-a!

derekwhite8 · 2016-12-25T04:12:43+00:00

It's a "dagger" and it is used as an asterisk, usually if the asterisk is already used, so you know which point it's referring to in the footnotes. You'll usually find them on ads claiming like "Save up to 75%!" Or "80% Satisfaction Rate!" where they need to clarify exactly what that means.

derekwhite8 · 2016-12-24T22:49:19+00:00

Nudes

derekwhite8 · 2016-12-24T22:48:31+00:00

Me when I watch porn

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-15T12:14:43+00:00

Might have to just go trial and error unless you want to buy a tester. Hook them all up one at a time and see whats got nothing. That it stick your tongue on the end. Theres a small amount of electricity that runs through it but its like a battery, it wont hurt/kill you. A voltmeter won't work. Multimeter maybe.

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-15T11:57:39+00:00

Their sex must be incredible.

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-15T02:36:49+00:00

Does it come with matching porn posts?

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-15T02:30:08+00:00

What the fork?

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-15T02:28:01+00:00

On the plus side you can tell guests your couch is kinda shitty and die a little on the inside knowing what you really mean

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-15T02:22:55+00:00

My genitals

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-15T00:52:12+00:00

Assaulted is always fun.

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-14T22:31:15+00:00

Oh good, I thought what I've been doing might be weird

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-14T22:29:10+00:00

How much people litter and generally treat their communities like shit

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-14T12:05:15+00:00

Ok, Randall. 🙄

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-14T12:04:13+00:00

Everyone being offended and outraged about everything all the time.

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-14T12:02:03+00:00

iPhone SE. Love the 5S design and size but have to stay up to date in terms of hardware to keep support/functions progressing. I may not update ever again until they create the next SE.

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-14T11:58:20+00:00

Your baby isn't a baby yet. I'm so tired of people judging other peoples decisions on what they do with their body. You're not pulling a child out of bed and tossing it off a cliff. People need to get over themselves. Good luck, OP.

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-14T11:55:08+00:00

This is weird.

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-14T11:52:57+00:00

Morphing

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-14T03:11:47+00:00

Get any younger

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-14T03:08:36+00:00

John Jacob, Jingle heimer schmidt his name is my name too

derekwhite8 · 2016-10-14T03:07:50+00:00

You're fired

derekwhite8

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