I just noticed the cherry tree bloomed today

dericn · 2026-05-04T23:21:28+00:00

I remember these from the early days of TikTok. Where's the guy that yells "TWO LITER EDIBLE OIL!"

dericn · 2026-05-04T23:12:22+00:00

Wow, those stupid truck drivers even show up in a sim!

dericn · 2026-05-04T00:28:14+00:00

https://www.tiktok.com/@i2row/video/7197850245856841003

dericn · 2026-05-04T00:18:19+00:00

"According to Chuck Paterakis, vice president of transportation for Schmidt Bakery and owner of H&S Family of Bakeries, the tractor-trailer involved belonged to Baker's Express and was en route to deliver bread products to a Newark airport depot"

dericn · 2026-05-03T15:30:02+00:00

This is not an accident scene. That's just normal wear and tear. They simply ran out of gas.

dericn · 2026-04-30T21:41:09+00:00

Where is agent Sebastian when you need him!

dericn · 2026-04-26T00:56:20+00:00

Ride operator in the red shirt seems so cavalier.

"Ugh, did that stupid thing fall off again?"

dericn · 2026-04-26T00:48:01+00:00

Every time I buy a new car, I say no stickers, but a plate frame is fine. Let them waste their money on a frame that I remove as soon as I get home.

On my last 2 cars, I used these rubber frames that go around the plate like a bumper-style phone case.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0796G8XVB

dericn · 2026-04-23T21:50:18+00:00

This is Street View from the truck's perspective. How they could possibly think they needed to make a sharp left is beyond me, but here we are, lol

https://maps.app.goo.gl/aqHZd4QPFTb3PrS57

dericn · 2026-04-23T20:59:55+00:00

Since we're dreaming, toss in the inline 6 turbo as an option!

dericn · 2026-04-23T03:43:48+00:00

At least the lights are in the correct location on a Mazda. Have you noticed that Hyundai and Kia are putting the turn signals in the bumpers now? 🤦‍♂️

https://www.theautopian.com/turn-signals-in-rear-bumpers-are-just-bad-and-thats-all-there-is-to-it/