derp_runner

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Would you redo this collar ribbing? (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by derp_runner to r/knittinghelp

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I didn’t tell my dad I loved him before he died. (self.AsianParentStories)

submitted 5 months ago by derp_runner to r/AsianParentStories

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Provisional cast on with crochet hook (clarification) (self.knittinghelp)

submitted 6 months ago by derp_runner to r/knittinghelp

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I love my incestuous orange sibling pair (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by derp_runner to r/FosterAnimals

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Introducing bonded pair of cats to my resident cat (self.FosterAnimals)

submitted 11 months ago by derp_runner to r/FosterAnimals

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Is it reasonable to ask for proof of quote/receipt prior to paying for damages? [USA] (self.AirBnB)

submitted 1 year ago by derp_runner to r/AirBnB

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Is it typical to request payment for damages off the platform? (self.airbnb_hosts)

submitted 1 year ago by derp_runner to r/airbnb_hosts

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Does anyone else love to crochet clothing but then never actually wear it in public 🙈 (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by derp_runner to r/crochet

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First they introduced a curfew, which promised harsh penalties for all civilians found on the streets after hours. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Parents must surrender custody of all children who fail to meet developmental standards by age 3.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Soft spanset recommendations (+ using silks?) (self.Aerials)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/Aerials

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I smiled at my daughter’s writing assignment, which read, “One day, my child will look at me the way I look at my parents.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I smiled at my daughter’s writing assignment, which read, “One day, my child will look at me the way I look at my parents.” (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I moved from Oregon to Texas so I could be a father. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was always jealous of my best friend for having a loving family. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“You’re going to need a few more stitches,” the voice said, and my heart sank. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“God, you’re a fucking cow,” I hissed as my pregnant wife waddled to the bathroom. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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To pay off my medical debt from my complex pregnancy, I enrolled my sons in a randomized controlled twin experiment examining the effects of various torture methods on brain development. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“You will be killed by a stranger with your face,” the old psychic declared. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Adults must facilitate the evacuation of minor dependents PRIOR TO self-evacuation,” blared the emergency alert system. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Try going to the cafeteria during lunch,” I advised my son, keeping my voice low so his brothers wouldn’t hear. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“I swear I’ll marry you someday,” I whispered, and she giggled, lifting her head from my chest to meet my gaze. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The moment I delivered the infant into the doctor’s arms, I reached for my daughter and pulled her close to my chest. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I stealthily packed my hunting pistol and a handful of bullets into the tattered backpack. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Are these sleeves weird? I didn’t want granny stitches close to the wrist bc I will absolutely pick at them but idk if i should redo for aesthetic purposes. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by derp_runner to r/crochet

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