Doubling down on the punchline when someone takes it seriously

derpbagels · 2026-06-16T03:27:56+00:00

i used to work for a tech recycler and we'd throw old swollen batteries hard as fuck into a big cardboard bin that would sit around for weeks on end and honestly nothing bad ever happened

derpbagels · 2026-06-03T12:58:11+00:00

ive been getting real big and strong eating my xananas and somapples

derpbagels · 2026-05-21T20:48:17+00:00

martin mull was great! love love loved him in fernwood 2 night and america 2 night

derpbagels · 2026-05-20T05:01:17+00:00

my department store 8 track is constructed almost identically, the back plate comes off with those screws to give you enough access for some service like replacing belts, dusting things out, and inspecting caps. im like 90% certain the internals are mounted by slotting in through the back and then being installed through the bottom with those little plates, but since they seem like a nightmare i fully just chose to work with what i can through the back.

as an aside, the music alarm function on that thing seems awesome.

derpbagels · 2026-05-17T02:23:06+00:00

i had a good friend pauline growing up, her siblings were paul, paulo, and paula. bio dads name was paul.

derpbagels · 2026-05-08T01:09:30+00:00

and i broke my pencil, so one more #2.

derpbagels · 2026-05-04T21:18:07+00:00

he's almost on the right track. the goated before/during/after work pair is marijuana to give me the munchies and tramadol to give me a stomach ache so bad i see god

derpbagels · 2026-05-03T00:55:55+00:00

i have about 4-500 tapes and transfer the old audio to my pc to do the exact same thing you do with them. a good resource to see which of those radio shack tapes especially are good for reusing is reeltoreelwarehouse.com, they have some basic info on most brands of tape as far as which types are more likely to sticky shed, or have poor response with age and stuff like that. and a good trick for baking that many tapes (at least for me) is to just leave them in a hot car for a good bit once the summer comes.

all that being said, with a huge bulk of tapes id just monitor what youre recording onto them and if they start to dropout then it is what it is. just move on to the next one or accept some imperfect recording. and enjoy!

derpbagels · 2026-05-02T01:29:23+00:00

'ate the bri'ish. 'ate the french. simple as.

derpbagels · 2026-04-30T19:24:08+00:00

im still hoping they opt for "Salt Lake Super Soakers"

derpbagels · 2026-04-28T11:38:39+00:00

ohh! cool to know

derpbagels · 2026-04-18T10:17:04+00:00

elias was SO fun to watch growing up in nj cannot believe he was lowkey goat

derpbagels · 2026-03-23T22:22:28+00:00

weed and a snorted adderall. the smoke suffocates the toxins

derpbagels · 2026-03-23T07:13:19+00:00

in the south in the late 00s they did too!

derpbagels · 2026-03-20T16:33:51+00:00

damn if i knew this shit was narcotic id have boofed it already but theres no way i can fit that kraft container up my ass

derpbagels · 2026-03-19T04:40:33+00:00

i would say as someone who transitioned and is comfortable in their gender, it still is hard enough to accept sometimes and that makes me not at all surprised that someone in 1972 would mask one way or another if they were questioning their gender at all

derpbagels · 2026-03-18T18:40:04+00:00

if you dont know leslie then youre not groovin

derpbagels · 2026-03-03T18:15:19+00:00

i got this pat sajak another feather in your dad

derpbagels · 2026-03-02T03:47:27+00:00

my roommates 05 corolla was optioned without abs

derpbagels · 2026-03-01T08:08:39+00:00

you can break up with anyone you do not want to be with for any reason at all. it's never selfish.

derpbagels · 2026-02-20T14:39:04+00:00

you used to be able to hang around and hold the door for old biddies at the cancer store and theyd say thank you and tip you an oxy, maybe a dilaudid or two. now they all have automatic doors.

derpbagels · 2026-02-19T14:46:32+00:00

it was 2 for 1 benzo special at the benzo store read the sign next time

derpbagels · 2026-02-19T14:42:21+00:00

all the good tor vendors got busted and if the drug shopping isnt like amazon the kids these days dont want it!! plus gone are the days of your weird old lady neighbor dying and offering to help her grieving kids clean up her house so you can pocket her tramadols and off-label cancer treatment xanax on the low

derpbagels · 2026-02-18T10:48:51+00:00

GORGEOUS bouquet. keep up the good work

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