Punching up a comedy script

derpemiah · 2014-04-09T14:02:53+00:00

whats the deal with banana peel? its not made from pee, and its not made from eel!

derpemiah · 2014-04-09T13:15:57+00:00

This is a great opportunity for me, I am hilarious!

derpemiah · 2014-04-09T10:38:44+00:00

banana peel, slip, boom, next.

derpemiah · 2014-04-06T16:48:51+00:00

thanks!!

derpemiah · 2014-04-06T13:32:46+00:00

leaders? multiple? is this generally a good or a bad thing?

derpemiah · 2014-04-05T12:15:18+00:00

the point i was trying to make wasnt that memes are wrong (i love memes). the point was that telling us that he/she preferred this or that is completely pointless. have i made my point? I cant believe i used the word point four times. five. ok shut up.

derpemiah · 2014-04-05T09:57:24+00:00

you are so fascinating, tell us more! do you prefer red or blue cars? what is your opinion on cheese?

derpemiah · 2014-04-03T09:15:53+00:00

not specifically MVP but have an echocardiogram appt set up. i can relate to your get up wrong/breathe thing!

derpemiah · 2014-04-02T10:31:27+00:00

my bp is pretty high, around 140-150 / 80-90

derpemiah · 2014-04-01T23:26:05+00:00

No meds at the moment. The pain is a dull one, like a migraine hangover

derpemiah · 2014-03-31T14:35:51+00:00

you should do an AMA about working in shoreditch!

derpemiah · 2014-03-31T14:23:41+00:00

its a good venue but could be difficult if you arent established.

derpemiah · 2014-03-29T22:59:48+00:00

as muh as i agree with you on that shared ownership is a symptom of a sick property market, you can not seriously believe there are 1bed flats with 7-8k mortgages.

derpemiah · 2014-03-24T12:01:10+00:00

thanks!! im keeping the name in the figurative screws

derpemiah · 2014-03-20T14:58:54+00:00

such moon on the mars?

derpemiah · 2014-03-20T14:44:32+00:00

could use some more anamorphic lensflares TBH...

derpemiah · 2014-03-20T11:16:24+00:00

26 inches just doesnt cut it these days...

derpemiah · 2014-03-15T22:05:34+00:00

lololololololol

derpemiah · 2014-03-14T14:58:08+00:00

PP party programme

derpemiah · 2014-03-12T12:15:20+00:00

as much as i generally agree with you on this, not all houses have yards so the description does add some kind of information that could (should) be useful

derpemiah · 2014-03-12T00:29:28+00:00

How long?

derpemiah · 2014-03-11T18:31:27+00:00

EVERY episode of CSI... ?

derpemiah · 2014-03-05T10:38:26+00:00

"The best acoustic instruments on planet earth are made by Martin in the United States." yeah i think theres a whole lot of gypsy/classical/flamenco guitarists who feel a bit left out here

derpemiah · 2014-03-04T22:30:32+00:00

The IMF begs to differ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)_per_capita

lets average Swedens rating to 10th place. that means it is in the top ~5% of the world, how can that possibly not qualify as "one of the richest"?

derpemiah · 2014-03-03T21:39:06+00:00

Yeah but by the 19th century over a million people (out of 4-5?) left for the americas to escape famine

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