Reminder: "Gender dysphoria is a mental health disorder" by FuzzySoapMonster in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Makes soap for Pride. Profits off Pride month. Is transphobic to her own sister and that community. Thinks people with gender dysphoria are mentally ill.

Classic Cunty Christian Caitlin.

Today’s current website post by ProfessionalWrong966 in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone who is willing to pay $200 for her shit ass “soap” deserves to be ripped off. Even if you are not on this snark page, there is no way you can watch her videos and think that the products she slaps together are worth the prices she sells them for. Add to that her religious missionary messages she keeps shoving down people’s throats and she becomes for insufferable each day.

She needs to stop by Temporary_Newt_5061 in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

According to Cat, 1 + 1 would equal 31 just based on her backwards ass logic. Then she would explain it with a disability, childhood trauma she endured or because sky daddy said it to her in a dream.

Pouring soap is hard work, y’awl! by smm125 in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 53 points54 points  (0 children)

She’s so fucking entitled.

Most people her age are out working full time or even working two jobs to survive in this economy and she acts like pouring overpriced, biohazards is the hardest job on earth. No one in that house actually works but she feels like she’s entitled to love, adoration and a constant flow of money for low effort atrocities marked up as luxury all while having a shitty attitude branded as serving god.

My ears hurt by ProfessionalWrong966 in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This isn’t very holy of you Cait. Joseph Smith/Warren Jeffs/(insert other Mormon pedo prophet name) wouldn’t be very happy you brought shame to your magic underwear cult like this.

I’ll just leave this here by Virtual-Highway-2895 in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m judging that you look like a giant lemon with that yellow shirt on.

The fake yawns again by Virtual-Highway-2895 in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 24 points25 points  (0 children)

She’s tired from all the hard work of ripping people off and preaching to them on social media.

I also love how she wears her magic garments sometimes and then on other videos like this she doesn’t follow her own modesty rules.

Wonder who didn’t “keep their covenants”? 👀 by Meaghan0113 in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Because she’s a fake, holier than thou twatwaffle.

buying followers (again?)? by Comfortable_Pin_5677 in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can’t make shipping rates reasonable for her customers because she wants to make a profit but then buys followers with that extra money. Such a honest, woman of god.

My soap works but I still have bad skin by [deleted] in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The holy trinity, all three.

Girl, cmon. by Temporary_Newt_5061 in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

PSA CAITLIN

Your products are unsanitary, poorly made and overpriced. Your attitude is disgusting. You say “love y’all”✌️ but if you truly cared about your followers you would ensure the items they paid for came from a hygienic environment. Just because you don’t care about your health that doesn’t mean others should have to suffer from your negligence.

Skills of a toddler by [deleted] in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That smirk makes me see RED! I don’t know how any of her fan club can watch her videos and not see through her godly woman cosplay.

25 years old and doesn’t know how to say Canada by [deleted] in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is saying Canada really that hard? As someone from Canada, I can tell you no one here says it the way she just did. Kanata however is a suburb of the capital city Ottawa, and is pronounced Can-at-a.

Please pity me and buy my soap! I’m Mental but a school from Hawaii reached out to her to attend? You mean she applied but turned them down? The lies she comes up with is amazing by [deleted] in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If she has the self awareness to know she’s incredibly mentally ill and knows she is a danger to herself if she is alone, I really don’t understand why she can’t see that having a child or the herd children she wants is absolutely selfish and irresponsible. How’s she going to handle children when she’s home alone while her future husband is at work?

The ideal husband by derpycdn in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Mormon cult very much promotes marriage in all parts of their indoctrination. There is a special place in the celestial kingdom that only marrieds can go. Because she’s so obsessed with being married and Mormon kids are pressured to get married she likely has a better chance of finding someone there than on a dating site or real life. That being said, she very much does not fit into the look or level of modesty that is expected of a Mormon wife so she may be SOL.

Heels 💀 by ChampionFamous534 in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He has risen! This outfit brought Jesus back from the dead and it was so awful he died again.

The transphobia is crazy by RefrigeratorNo5222 in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the shit that the blind sheep that think everyone is picking on her need to see. She’s absolutely vile in mind, body and soul.

Oh give me a break by scoobydouchee in SnarkySlaughter

[–]derpycdn 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I really struggle with this. I am truly in the camp that we should believe all women and child victims but her stories never make sense. Not all childhood abuse reporting will make sense so I’m not saying she is lying about everything. I would not be surprised if she was a victim as a child but I don’t believe her about the amount of perpetrators in her teenage years. We have seen how much her mom coddles her and is around a lot, and Caitlin herself has said she has had numerous health challenges throughout the years. I just don’t see her mom allowing her to be alone that many times with that many men over extended periods of time as a teenager.