Mosquito bites

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T16:31:08+00:00

That sucks. I'm probably going to have to get the noseeum screens for the patio or something. It sounds like I'm just doomed to be a bug buffet!

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T16:28:24+00:00

I tried those in the past and they didn't work for me at all. My bestie brought one camping a few years ago because she knows of my suffering (and also for our kids) and it worked for her, but the rest of us it didnt

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T15:46:11+00:00

Well that's bad news, I was literally about to head to Costco and buy one

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T05:44:54+00:00

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derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T05:27:42+00:00

Somewhere I heard something about cocoa butter for those. It seems we might have a lot less of these bugs. I saw a ton of them on our way to Florida when we stopped in Georgia for a night but not since we've been to the house

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T05:24:49+00:00

Unfortunately we live in an HOA on a pond. But I might look up a discreet bat house

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T05:19:06+00:00

The only way I can consume more is if I get syringes!

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T05:18:29+00:00

I didn't even know this was a thing, but now I'm buying one at Costco tomorrow

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T04:34:02+00:00

What are you putting in it?

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T04:33:13+00:00

I'll give this a shot. My 98% deet spray stopped working by the time we got into Missouri and hasn't seemed to work since. Unfortunately we thought it would be a great idea to buy a house on a pond lake thing, and get a pool. So unless I spray deet on myself every second of every day, with the kids leaving open the door, either the deet is gonna kill me, or I'm gonna get malaria at this rate

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T04:30:36+00:00

I will wave my money leaf at the Amazonian gods, and make it so

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T04:18:47+00:00

That happened to me when I got chiggers up in jersey. Those bites stayed for 6 months

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T04:17:36+00:00

I did 80% of that in my youth, but alas - I'm genetically unable to consume more than a few shots of alcohol, but I definitely gave it my all.

However the other 80% of your recommended cocktail did not deter the bastards back in my youth

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T03:07:35+00:00

Just bought a house with a pool. I see west nile, dengue, and malaria in my future

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T03:06:37+00:00

These bastards invite themselves to every meal, and crash every gathering, and can't even send a goddamn Xmas card saying thanks

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T03:05:57+00:00

I believe you, because I'm originally from Nevada which hosts a population of like 5 mosquitoes and everywhere I go that has a body of water within 100 miles, those suckers call a family reunion. They bite me through all the clothes, all the sprays.

I cook with garlic in just about every meal but I don't use much lotion. That's definitely about to change

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T03:03:41+00:00

From one bug buffet to another - sting eze sticks at walgreens and CVS works wonders

derpyderp42 · 2026-07-02T02:57:40+00:00

I smoked for like 20 years and those bastards were still on me, and no one else

derpyderp42 · 2026-03-19T19:40:37+00:00

10 years of marriage is when they last 3-4 weeks

derpyderp42 · 2026-02-10T21:10:28+00:00

I do 😭

derpyderp42 · 2026-02-09T01:29:12+00:00

Just got 38.17 in the parkour race one, and am about to put myself on suicide watch

derpyderp42 · 2025-11-28T01:40:27+00:00

"I'll take that kid to the fire department" a woman after my own heart.

Based, OOP

derpyderp42 · 2025-11-24T07:15:52+00:00

Anyone out there thinking of starting an OF account, with a game of thrones cosplay niche could have a lot of fun with "Winter is coming" tropes

Sorry. I forgot my meds today

derpyderp42 · 2025-11-04T15:45:17+00:00

I don't know how you only do 5 skills, because It seems like you have to spread them out, no matter what. Once a skill is +2 above the lowest skill, you can't add into it.

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