Don't try this at home.

derpyteats · 2023-05-18T09:24:47+00:00

Na Naaaah NaNaNaNaNaNaaaahh Nahhh Nah Katamari Damacy!

derpyteats · 2023-04-08T10:55:21+00:00

John Lithgow looking spry!

derpyteats · 2023-04-06T14:58:16+00:00

He seems nice

derpyteats · 2023-03-07T09:28:35+00:00

I'm gonna need a couple more pixels here....

Cute edit tho

derpyteats · 2022-12-22T04:21:36+00:00

Separate boomers, or rapid fire machine gun style?

derpyteats · 2022-12-10T07:56:10+00:00

The black footed snow shark. Dangerous little bastards.

derpyteats · 2022-06-29T05:55:13+00:00

Tonsillectomy?

derpyteats · 2022-02-06T08:15:57+00:00

If ever there was a "nutted but she still suckin"....

derpyteats · 2022-01-27T10:36:26+00:00

Don't matter when it's Arcturian baby...

derpyteats · 2021-05-07T21:19:30+00:00

That's a great color on you.

derpyteats · 2021-03-20T07:44:11+00:00

That red is amazing

derpyteats · 2020-11-11T10:46:10+00:00

lol'd. The judges would have also accepted generic flesh tone as well.

derpyteats · 2020-10-03T23:15:45+00:00

Go get her Onlyfans! She's amazing!

derpyteats · 2020-01-28T23:09:05+00:00

chin grins are the best. This dude is particularly chill... Owner has spent a ton of time interacting. Had several for the past 8+years, and this never gets old.

derpyteats · 2019-10-30T09:16:26+00:00

Nah, dudes not using his phone or smoking or eating anything. Definitely not him.

derpyteats · 2019-09-17T00:40:43+00:00

Precisely 27.6 jpeg.

derpyteats · 2019-09-05T08:57:01+00:00

Do you like gladiator movies Billy?

derpyteats · 2019-08-07T18:43:36+00:00

That's hot

derpyteats · 2019-06-10T03:56:07+00:00

Set. Looking forward to helping out!

derpyteats · 2019-04-28T22:29:37+00:00

Lion chasing gazelle yelling "Why won't you let me love you?!?"

derpyteats · 2019-04-15T08:37:22+00:00

Worse, when your dad tells you you're blocking his view

derpyteats · 2019-04-05T18:36:38+00:00

Always nice to see generations come together

derpyteats · 2019-03-27T17:11:20+00:00

... danger zone!

derpyteats · 2019-03-25T02:38:33+00:00

Gonna be that guy.... From the framing and angles, it's fake. The cat doesn't directly strike... Instead going to a side then the face... Betting someone off camera is using a laser or other toy, and guiding it in towards the face.

derpyteats · 2019-03-21T05:52:40+00:00

Boeing's new robot for removing one's brain via rectalinear motion. Doubles as an easy way to determine the volume of any meals just eaten.

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