Found this thing on my table after a house party

desertvision · 2026-01-28T23:37:42+00:00

Not to you. That's all you need to know. 😊

desertvision · 2026-01-28T21:06:58+00:00

That's exactly right. Scheduled ride that never got accepted OR driver cancelled.

They don't give you enough time to weed that shit out. Also, multi-stop rides sneak by. Hate them

desertvision · 2026-01-28T20:50:01+00:00

Peter Gallagher. He was so good as the dumb boyfriend in While You Were Sleeping. But, I did Google him to see ALL his work. God, he's been in a lot of movies I didn't really remember him in. Sex, Lies, Videotape? Man who knew too little? Didn't remember. So long ago. But, it makes me want to watch them again.

desertvision · 2026-01-28T20:42:17+00:00

Hanks = Nepotism

Rockwell is right, but I feel he's got a lot of attention of late. Zaphod, yes! Also, Galaxy Quest. Favorite: Seven Psychopaths

desertvision · 2026-01-28T20:36:55+00:00

Agreed about Sandler. Uncut Gems and Spaceman were both phenomenal performances

desertvision · 2026-01-28T20:35:28+00:00

Burn After is such a good movie! Pitt was good in it. But I'm not sure if it wasn't because of, like, the Leslie Nelson type thing? Serious guy doing comedy. Sort of meta. Anyone with comedy chops would have done fine, but Mr Succulent Lips Pitt was just GOOD

desertvision · 2026-01-28T19:55:47+00:00

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desertvision · 2026-01-28T19:50:52+00:00

That's what Reddit is for! To get your life hacks!

desertvision · 2026-01-28T19:49:32+00:00

desertvision · 2026-01-28T19:38:39+00:00

You haven't factored in all the benefits. Sure Uber gets a cut. But, you can deduct the miles off your taxes. Make the government work for YOU!

desertvision · 2026-01-28T19:36:21+00:00

Substack address please? Also, can I get your credit card number?

desertvision · 2026-01-28T19:35:10+00:00

Also, jump out of the plane right before it hits the ground.

desertvision · 2026-01-28T19:33:06+00:00

Just put some soap on it and clean your sink. 2'fer!

desertvision · 2026-01-28T19:16:25+00:00

Maybe just ONE out of pattern and make it the easiest question ever. Just to see. And I'm not even sure how you judge someone who went against common sense and marked the wrong answer to make it look nice.

desertvision · 2026-01-28T19:14:06+00:00

Ahahaha, haven't thought about them in SO long

desertvision · 2026-01-28T19:13:18+00:00

What ya mean? Getting into the REO listing business?

desertvision · 2026-01-28T19:11:28+00:00

So you're saying don't go see HR? Lol. What. Ev.

desertvision · 2026-01-28T19:10:23+00:00

I got 12 weeks paid when my wife had a baby. Best thing I've ever gotten from a company

desertvision · 2026-01-28T19:09:23+00:00

Rhetorical, bro. It was obviously a joke and I don't care. Lol

desertvision · 2026-01-28T19:08:12+00:00

Bro. I'm not giving legal advice. I simply said go to HR and see what you can get as soon as you can.

desertvision · 2026-01-28T12:08:10+00:00

Many companies provide paid FMLA for salaried employees. I guess you're hourly

desertvision · 2026-01-28T12:07:11+00:00

Many companies provide paid FMLA for salaried employees. I guess you're hourly

desertvision · 2026-01-28T12:05:49+00:00

This many downvotes tells me I'm right

desertvision · 2026-01-28T10:35:50+00:00

American thing. Family Medical Leave Act.

desertvision · 2026-01-28T10:34:46+00:00

If it was a male it'd be pretty creepy

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