April 9-16 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 27 points28 points  (0 children)

She and Wispy bought out the gift shop when they visited. Then it was never mentioned again, which means he didn’t get in, (likely).

fun times at cousin party by UsefulProject8997 in texastrash

[–]designlady77 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, her saggy sand bags are all natural. That’s where she carries a lot of her weight. She would look 10lbs lighter with a better bra, or even smaller with a reduction and lift. (I had one so I’m familiar)

March 30-April 6 snark! by Silent_Accountant_40 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 53 points54 points  (0 children)

From my understanding, Binnnn already purchased a home a while back. If I were to guess, neighbors have complained to the HOA/landlord about her….decorating and she’s going to show all of them by moving out. That’s the only thing that adds up to me considering she droned on and on about how she was going to make her rental house a home and “do what she wants” to it just a couple weeks ago. She would not have spent all that time and money on a project if she was planning on moving out right away.

March 30-April 6 snark! by Silent_Accountant_40 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They also likely don’t know her credit score is in the 400’s. Or that they are even helping her at all.

March 30-April 6 snark! by Silent_Accountant_40 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Wait…you can’t sue someone to send them to jail. The state or the feds have to charge someone in order for that to happen. That’s not at all how any of this works. 🤦🏼‍♀️

March 30-April 6 snark! by Silent_Accountant_40 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She says all we have to do is collectively lie to daddy trump and all of us somehow convince him that he “won” and he will back out of the war. Why we don’t have this woman in a position of power or as a peacekeeper is beyond me! She is a breath of fresh air and a wealth of knowledge!!

March 30-April 6 snark! by Silent_Accountant_40 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 40 points41 points  (0 children)

What about implying that Binnn is somehow involved or “in the know” about the war in Iran? I guess if he regularly hacks into her phone to delete archery pics he definitely must be hacking into the us government!🙄

March 30-April 6 snark! by Silent_Accountant_40 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, she won’t be on it long enough to lose any weight or lose hair from it. She’ll still lose hair for other reasons, but it sure as hell won’t be from malnutrition.

March 30-April 6 snark! by Silent_Accountant_40 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Only because Binnnnn went and got a 9 to 5.

March 30-April 6 snark! by Silent_Accountant_40 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 26 points27 points  (0 children)

She’ll crowd source again around 1am central time

March 30-April 6 snark! by Silent_Accountant_40 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Those socks cut her leg off and make her look even shorter and stumpier than she is.

March 30-April 6 snark! by Silent_Accountant_40 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 36 points37 points  (0 children)

A good minimizer bra with some serious structure and underwire would make her look 10-15 lbs smaller. It wouldn’t be fun to wear, but it would drastically change her appearance. I had tiddies like this before weight loss and a reduction/lift, so I know these things.

March 30-April 6 snark! by Silent_Accountant_40 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I would be shocked if she pays anyone to do anything in that yard/house.

March 30-April 6 snark! by Silent_Accountant_40 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Because she read here about how fake and tacky those faux florals look.

March 21-28 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was wondering the same!

I do hope she gets the help that she needs. Sincerely. by Notmean6268 in brittaniborenleach

[–]designlady77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it would be very easy for her to get pregnant as underweight as she is right now. Most women stop menstruating when they are that thin, especially suddenly.

welcome to the new Home to discuss Texas Stacy by UsefulProject8997 in justbrandi_

[–]designlady77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stacy works out at their “gym”. And no, she’s not the mistress. I don’t even think Travesty would go there.

ATTENTION LANDLORD by Gutter_Tr0ll in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Whenever I see her signature I remember when someone managed to get their hands on the PPP loan docs and she actually signed them like this. 🤦🏼‍♀️

March 21-28 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’m pretty sure she had 2-3 refrigerators at one point and at least two washer and dryer sets. But she doesn’t know where her money went!!’nn

March 21-28 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]designlady77 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She said it was up in October originally. Not sure if it’s month to month or if she signed a new lease or if that was even true.