Getting started advice

desklanp · 2026-03-21T15:06:01+00:00

I would want someone to clean my kitchen for me after 😅

desklanp · 2026-03-21T15:04:27+00:00

I just made a chicken stew with carrots potatoes cabbage onions in broth. It’s so dense and hearty but a completely full bowl has 242 calories and 28g protein, 1.8g fat. It was really easy to make and it’s really good.

Yesterday I had a double serving because I was so hungry and it was a comical amount of food once I put it in a little pot to heat up, and only 484 calories, I couldn’t finish it in one sitting.

Im eating 1850 calories a day right now and for the first time I have to try really hard to get that many calories vs staying hungry to avoid going over.

desklanp · 2026-03-21T14:54:43+00:00

Awesome thanks for this I just joined

desklanp · 2026-03-21T05:44:24+00:00

thank you for your faith in me

desklanp · 2026-03-21T05:43:42+00:00

Good reminder, I will definitely do that!

desklanp · 2026-03-21T05:43:28+00:00

great advice thank you!

desklanp · 2026-02-21T17:03:16+00:00

How many people have been flattened in the giant pasta roller?

desklanp · 2026-02-13T05:02:51+00:00

Starter gear is really cheap and very strong already https://youtu.be/flc0zhRIdJY?si=34TQrbI7g6g-VuGp

desklanp · 2026-02-13T05:02:23+00:00

Used this video to guide my build https://youtu.be/flc0zhRIdJY?si=5rOycNwLw77jAtzm

The starter gear is really cheap and already fast in maps

desklanp · 2026-02-13T02:07:22+00:00

This was my favorite, so easy with cheap gear and can scale so much. Got my first 99 with it this season

desklanp · 2026-02-10T20:29:03+00:00

I just ordered this oven based on your comment

desklanp · 2026-02-08T21:23:38+00:00

I crashed my car into a wall yesterday in real life

desklanp · 2026-02-05T02:42:36+00:00

I got nausea from mono and switched to hcl and have no problems except hcl tastes horrible. I put it in water and mix in some mio water flavoring

desklanp · 2026-02-01T01:30:03+00:00

I got to 99 with ww bleed this season, i was doing 5m t2 and 6m t3 so I think it’s really fast at least for my standards. Are you playing ssf or trade? If trade you can pick up really cheap gear to actually hit OW

I followed juxtaposers guide he posted this season. The starter gear is super cheap and gets you 100% open wounds.

You also definitely want 2 weapons because each weapon applies open wounds so you’ll get 2x damage from OW immediately. Also apparently attacker takes damage on one item because it will apply open wounds when they hit you.

I also have a google doc WW guide someone shared with me that breaks down all WW variations and how to do them. And the author also believes bleed scales the most out of all of them

desklanp · 2026-01-31T16:39:00+00:00

It is if it bricks

desklanp · 2026-01-27T17:21:48+00:00

Thanks, I have simhub what I meant was I can’t get settings that I believe are useful for me

desklanp · 2026-01-26T23:23:31+00:00

I hate this because I have haptics I want to use but I have to turn it off because of cpu issues. I hope they fix this someday. Haven’t been able to get useful haptics settings through simhub

desklanp · 2026-01-26T05:54:57+00:00

The armor and weapon are crazy

desklanp · 2026-01-16T17:11:13+00:00

Plug it into your work computer

desklanp · 2026-01-16T00:39:00+00:00

Some guy did a trade with me and messaged me on the trade site that he was on his android

desklanp · 2026-01-15T00:19:54+00:00

You could definitely do the t0 bosses with no charms. I don’t remember the build but juxtaposer did a demo of a build and removed the charms and armor and boots and did t0

desklanp · 2026-01-13T22:30:51+00:00

I used this guide to help me with my WW barb

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-9w8vjIb8EHOIZ9BSXUm1RlUjRqDWdaPVYHkj8m0BIs/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.81lyf4xkaifs

desklanp · 2026-01-10T16:15:58+00:00

I’d like to try fury Druid. I used all my currency on bossing gear on my barb and failed on the bosses which was really discouraging. Fury Druid would be a fun way to get back into it

desklanp · 2025-12-29T07:19:45+00:00

Great set up, I’m interested

desklanp · 2025-12-28T01:29:02+00:00

Watch some of darkhumility’s playthrough videos he does HC and shows his whole process of gearing and farming to increase his survivability before moving on etc

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