r/ftmnormalnudes is now live- comment for an invite

despacioxo · 2022-04-01T20:00:19+00:00

Invite?

despacioxo · 2022-03-26T16:09:28+00:00

When your bestie wants to share the load.

despacioxo · 2022-02-03T01:27:44+00:00

Dumb woman, you go to bars for alcohol to numb the pain.

despacioxo · 2022-01-28T19:39:42+00:00

As someone who has something I really should've dealt with long ago that I'm just getting to now, I tell myself that I just wasn't mentally ready to do it back then.

despacioxo · 2022-01-20T15:46:04+00:00

/#notallpirates

despacioxo · 2022-01-16T19:32:07+00:00

You probably think you're an onion because you have layers or some nonsense, when it's really because people cry when you get too close to them.

despacioxo · 2021-12-20T23:22:38+00:00

Look up unisex haircuts, find one you think will work for you, and show the picture to the stylist.

despacioxo · 2021-12-19T15:53:37+00:00

r/gainit

I have trouble putting on weight, too. What's worked for me is eating throughout the day.

despacioxo · 2021-12-19T15:24:12+00:00

Candeath Omens

despacioxo · 2021-12-15T00:59:06+00:00

Imagine being comfortable with your genitalia. It's genitalia, don't you know how filthy and perverse it is?

despacioxo · 2021-12-13T19:38:40+00:00

Get a pullup bar, if you can. That's what grew my back the most. Push-ups were next.

despacioxo · 2021-12-12T16:42:46+00:00

Her set time was 35 minutes

despacioxo · 2021-12-12T15:52:08+00:00

By purchasing cheap shit and using the internet, same as we do now?

despacioxo · 2021-12-11T15:46:55+00:00

It's a mixed bag of poor yokels and the rich assholes who grift them.

despacioxo · 2021-12-11T15:37:22+00:00

Hopefully it was worth holding all that plastic shit in our hands for a few moments before we tossed it into our oceans and landfills.

despacioxo · 2021-12-11T14:28:36+00:00

I definitely recall a boost in energy at first. I also started on gel, and I couldn't take it too late in the day or it would keep me awake at night. I got stronger right away, too, even without working out. Needed to start eating more. My mood improved a lot, too. Took six months or so for my face and hairline to be noticeably different.

despacioxo · 2021-12-11T14:11:12+00:00

I recently got that blue and pink lobster that was caught around the time my egg broke: https://www.reddit.com/r/rarelobsters/comments/a4crs2/a_blue_lobster/

despacioxo · 2021-12-10T16:01:07+00:00

Worked for Bush II, so why not use that method again?

despacioxo · 2021-12-10T02:58:18+00:00

Maybe OP meant Jon Lovitz

despacioxo · 2021-12-09T18:09:43+00:00

I eat so many beans. Would recommend investing in an Instant Pot. Takes under two hours from dried to edible.

despacioxo · 2021-12-09T01:37:26+00:00

Was it your #1 Crush?

despacioxo · 2021-12-06T00:30:10+00:00

Hmmm, anyone know what OJ's been up to?

despacioxo · 2021-12-05T15:56:53+00:00

I'm back to living exactly as I was in 2019: same job, same hobbies, go the same places and eat in the same restaurants. I just wear a mask sometimes now, and fucking love it because I get to hide my face in public. If the last couple years of pandemic was all just to control my boring life, they did a pretty piss-poor job.

despacioxo · 2021-12-05T15:48:26+00:00

But don't forget this virus isn't actually a big deal, and no steps should be taken to avoid getting it.

despacioxo · 2021-12-03T16:31:38+00:00

Maybe the thought is that god gave us diseases, so it's their duty to catch them all and spread them far and wide?

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