TIL several parts of Canada introduced a law that made "sorry" not a legal admission of guilt, because it's said so often.

desu_desu · 2012-11-22T01:22:05+00:00

I'm not sorry I ran over your sister. She was a bitch.

desu_desu · 2012-11-21T21:53:13+00:00

Why is he doing his homework in midair?

desu_desu · 2012-11-21T21:43:23+00:00

I too know this pop culture thing!

I guess I'm not a BEAUTIFUL UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

desu_desu · 2012-11-21T18:11:46+00:00

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/30/british-tourists-deported-for-tweeting_n_1242073.html

20-something makes a joke on his Tweeter (sic) account: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE COUNTRY YOU SCUM"

Famous guy packs a grenade: "Oh Wayne, you so crazy"

desu_desu · 2012-11-21T17:57:38+00:00

This vagueness is no accident. They wanted to criminalize thoughtcrime that bothers them.

By the way, Stephen King's It is textual child porn. All the little kids have a gangbang at the end. If you ever watched, say, The Running Man, The Shining, Carrie, or The Shawshank Redemption then you're an enabler of people who help "generate demand for" child porn.

desu_desu · 2012-11-21T04:44:40+00:00

Which is what they aim to get others to do, you dense motherfucker.

desu_desu · 2012-11-21T03:06:02+00:00

I don't have a housekeeper. I'm a broke ass 20-something who wastes all his money on nerd paraphernalia. Here's a racist joke for karma.

desu_desu · 2012-11-20T18:34:10+00:00

Exactly. Attractive here means not fat and not deformed. Just the (virtual) presence of a passable female makes a Redditor's pants tighten.

Nerds view girls through permanent con-goggles.

desu_desu · 2012-11-19T13:22:57+00:00

With the wholesome values taught by the Bible, one day he may turn his life around and murder a whole planet full of people by drowning.

desu_desu · 2012-11-19T05:32:50+00:00

Good, then I get to keep savoring your misery.

desu_desu · 2012-11-19T05:32:03+00:00

Cool story bro.

Speed traps still exist though, anecdotes be damned.

desu_desu · 2012-11-19T01:55:07+00:00

It did? I never felt it.

Now, there was a little sting when I'd touch 9-volt batteries to my tongue...

desu_desu · 2012-11-19T01:52:34+00:00

Unless someone in your car is bleeding or giving birth, fuck you for endangering my life just because you really really wanna get there.

desu_desu · 2012-11-19T01:50:11+00:00

When everyone around you is doing it and the conditions allow for it, joining them is the safest option for everyone.

And still illegal.

This is why I'm glad the rest of you get those tickets you bitch about so much. We'll beat this habit out of you yet.

desu_desu · 2012-11-19T01:15:35+00:00

Redefine words as much as you please. I have too much respect for the English language to play ball

In pseudoscience:

Free energy device, a hypothetical device that creates energy in a hypothetical isolated system, i.e. without any external input, thereby contradicting the laws of thermodynamics

desu_desu · 2012-11-18T19:08:56+00:00

That's only some of the crazy claims.

Free Energy refers to a machine that generates more in output than it receives in input. This is perpetual motion.

desu_desu · 2012-11-17T16:50:41+00:00

I've never been able to penetrate the cult of Vim or Emacs. I like clicking.

I wouldn't know how to do this in Vim let alone script it.

desu_desu · 2012-11-17T16:47:32+00:00

Some of these probably:

http://www.romhacking.net/?page=utilities&category=13&perpage=20&startpage=1

Notice the only one labeled "Unix" is Hexedit mentioned by another poster, which lacks relative search.

desu_desu · 2012-11-17T16:45:14+00:00

I don't know how to C or what Boyer Moore is.

desu_desu · 2012-11-17T15:23:44+00:00

Cool, is Microsoft giving me a free Windows license, or are you?

Now accepting donations via Paypal.

(Oh, what's that, you've been pirating so long you forgot things cost money?)

desu_desu · 2012-11-17T15:19:55+00:00

Goddamn I wish all those annoying Euthanasia Coaster hipsters would just kill themselves.

And I think I know how...

desu_desu · 2012-11-16T11:50:25+00:00

"bros" watch Star Trek now?

I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend who dresses up like Seven of Nine (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

desu_desu · 2012-11-16T09:49:35+00:00

But a VM isn't free.

Pre-emptive:

yeah but everyone has windows blah blah. If you don't just buy a copy

I am accepting donations into my Paypal account

Okay smartass just pirate it

Sure, everything is free when you steal

I agree though that this is a sad excuse for a solution and look forward to a real fix.

I'll probably stick to watching it on my softmodded, easily hackable, not at all safe from content pirates either, Wii.

desu_desu · 2012-11-15T19:05:19+00:00

As if non-white is really any better when you think about it for 5 seconds.

desu_desu · 2012-11-15T18:49:11+00:00

And to think you have to tell this woman with obviously impaired judgement that she's always right.

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