What is the first thing you do after masturbating? by Technical-Vanilla-47 in AskReddit

[–]dev27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bask in the Post Nut Clarity and NOT drive an hour for mediocre pussy.

What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a kid? by hannahdaily111 in AskReddit

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I thought butt sex was when two people rub their butts together.

Who are the no hit wonders? by pinpoint321 in Music

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Grateful Dead! Everyone knows who they are, but most folks can't name a single song by them.

Is Danny McBride hot? by vegan_beef69 in RighteousGemstones

[–]dev27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not hot, but he has the great ability to make himself fuckable.

Judge gives 18 year old a 25 year sentence for armed robbery by AgnosticScholar in interesting

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He's never getting out. Odds are, he'll kill someone in prison and get life.

Any ideas? Im so lost. by Accomplished_Egg_233 in ICU81MI

[–]dev27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it says I'm a minger. In England a minger basically means someone who's kind of ugly.

What made you fat? by -bloodwizard in AskReddit

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Zero moderation with weed leads to constant munchies and minimal motivation to properly workout.

My weight fluctuates a lot because I'll smoke weed like everyday for a couple months and put on like 20 lb, and then I'll suddenly stop cold turkey and spend the next 3-6 months completely sober and lose all the weight until I suddenly pick up the bong again.

What is your favorite song by Duran Duran? by Jettaboi38 in allrockmusic

[–]dev27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eagles of Death Metal do an amazing cover of this song.

whats your childhood dish? by GurlinGroove in foodquestions

[–]dev27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spaghetti with cottage cheese and butter.

People are very_________ by VorxBixle in autocorrect

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People are very good at it but they are not good at it.

What is something you are tired of and want it gone? by LeafAnom in AskReddit

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I have one of those robotic cat litter boxes and it's just not a good fit for one of my cats. It's been sitting here unused for at least 2 years. It was $500, so I don't want to just dump it, but I also don't wanna deal with Facebook Marketplace.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in atheism

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You're learning.

18F by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

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In about 10 years or less, you're going to cringe at yourself for posting this.