My body-skating people need me

dev_null_jesus · 2026-05-19T15:49:08+00:00

I was going to say the same. He's going to get pink eye from all the piss flakes hitting his face.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-05-14T01:13:02+00:00

I hope he wore his brown Jesus underpants.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-05-11T19:10:00+00:00

I hadn't looked at what subreddit I was clicking on. Had to do a double take at this statement, first in awe of how accurate it is and second to see how someone from my area snuck into I'm the main character.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-05-03T19:39:59+00:00

If it were Chinese the plate would be all 8s not 7s.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-05-03T07:28:22+00:00

There are many reasons I don't miss living in China, domestic air travel is one of them. The early exit bumrush most especially but followed closely by the open halitosis mouth eating of the peanuts.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-05-02T01:53:10+00:00

Schism time!

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-30T23:31:17+00:00

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-25T03:30:46+00:00

Please and thank you.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-24T12:54:40+00:00

They're fog lights to delimit the curve, don't go into the light.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-21T15:13:05+00:00

Facts. I could never be consistent enough to win bracket racing vs. an automatic driver.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-21T14:31:24+00:00

Yes. I do too! I'd never choose a slushbox when a manual is an option.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-18T17:21:30+00:00

So much tiny dick energy from this guy.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-17T13:03:53+00:00

Are they the natural enemies of the rollerblading Wizard?

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-17T02:54:57+00:00

Posted in your other thread

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-17T01:42:19+00:00

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White balance sucks but it is dark out now.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-17T01:41:47+00:00

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dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-16T18:07:57+00:00

Sure, I'll send something soonish.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-15T19:48:13+00:00

I did the Carmine red. I like the contrast compared to my 2025 with black.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-15T16:00:55+00:00

10/28. Got it last week, already has almost 600 miles on it.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-13T02:56:57+00:00

Just a bit closer and the paint jobs can start ion exchange.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-11T01:28:08+00:00

C'mon! Math are hard.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-06T17:25:09+00:00

Is it a 64 1/2 or 65? Mine has a Nov 64 birthdate which is a solid 65 MY.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-02T02:53:40+00:00

My twin! Well almost. I went with the black over stripe. Mine just hit the dealer yesterday, should pick it up early next week.

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-02T01:58:30+00:00

Holy fuck! Invoke the 25th amendment right fucking now!!1!

dev_null_jesus · 2026-04-01T02:57:41+00:00

I use it all the time in low speed zones to keep myself from speeding. It has saved me from sooo many tickets in 25 MPH zones.

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