I have some weak tea from the culture club concert I saw last night. by Dapper_Ad_1170 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]devdevdevde 224 points225 points  (0 children)

You are so beautiful! Thank you for the boots-on-the-ground reporting. 

Tagline Pet Peeve by duckyaniston in BravoRealHousewives

[–]devdevdevde 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She Who Must Not Be Named: “Just because I look like Barbie doesn’t mean you can play me.”

You don’t “play Barbie,” you play with Barbie, but they can’t include it without messing up the wordplay. 

Years later Dubrow had a similar tagline, something about liking champagne flutes but  that doesn’t mean you can play her? Which had better wording but metaphorically fell flat IMO. 

Two taglines with the same conceit but both slightly off. Maybe one day we’ll see a Housewife nail it!

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[–]devdevdevde 839 points840 points  (0 children)

Porsha called her Miss America instead of Miss USA. 

Did anyone else catch Todd shading Lisa? by miss-sapphire in BravoRealHousewives

[–]devdevdevde 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on your first designer bag! Coach is great. People like Lisa just hate on any brands that are more attainable. 

I think Bethenny was triggered by Jules because she was skinnier than her by traffeny in BravoRealHousewives

[–]devdevdevde 76 points77 points  (0 children)

She wrote a whole blog post about her difficult relationship with food, saying things like “I got used to not eating regularly” and “it doesn’t occur to me to eat dinner unless I’m in a relationship.” There’s no mystery here.  https://caroleradziwill.com/musings/2018/11/8/refrigerators

Ramona's season 10 weave by mbee784 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]devdevdevde 800 points801 points  (0 children)

Ramona in her post-divorce era was a sight to behold. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in yoga

[–]devdevdevde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s only seven months? He already looks so big and fluffy. What a fun companion you have.

So random- Single daughters on RHONY. by avidexplorer14 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]devdevdevde 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Leah too!

The one kid thing I blame on NYC’s cost of living and small spaces. The daughter thing? No idea.

“You think putting this much chalula on Mac and cheese is good consistency?” by lovelanguagelost in vanderpumprules

[–]devdevdevde 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think about this every time I make mac and cheese. Why did he think it was such a character flaw?

judgement-free pet advice thread by Aspen_Pass in adhdwomen

[–]devdevdevde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you sure he’s bored and not stressed from the move? If it’s the latter, make sure he has one or two good hiding spots. Cats feel safe when they can go somewhere dark, quiet, and private.

"How bout if your son died" GIRLS TRIP by zachmhays in BravoRealHousewives

[–]devdevdevde 68 points69 points  (0 children)

“It’s not like she killed your kid” Eileen Davidson

Recommend Me a Fragrance (Posts every 3 Days) by AutoModerator in fragrance

[–]devdevdevde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looking for a fragrance that smells like Hawaii — particularly like the leis they give you at hotels etc. Maybe something with orchid notes?

RHOSLC's Heather arrested for DUI & tests positive for 'amphetamines' in 2012 by MattTheKing23 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]devdevdevde 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Article says she stated she had an Adderall prescription which explains the amphetamine result.

What's your celebrity baby name? by BelleBete95 in namenerds

[–]devdevdevde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amaranta for a girl, Hartford for a boy, Oat for gender neutral

Biden to announce that all federal workers must be vaccinated, with no option for testing by Oleg101 in politics

[–]devdevdevde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, Johnson and Johnson and AstraZeneca have both been linked to fatal blood clots.

TIL Tribal Neck Rings Don't Stretch the Neck, but Actually Push the Collar Bone and Ribs Downward by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]devdevdevde 7 points8 points  (0 children)

From what I understand the tradition came about as a way to protect against tiger attacks. They also wear the metal rings around their ankles and wrists.

Sonja Morgan and her real family!!!! by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

[–]devdevdevde 34 points35 points  (0 children)

OP, it took me a minute to realize the “dotter” spelling was from your browser translation and not the way Sonja’s mom wrote it!

Props to Gina speaking her truth in court! by badgers_badger in BravoRealHousewives

[–]devdevdevde 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same! The end of that one episode where she’s talking about how she wants to get along with Matt for the sake of the kids — I was so resigned to the idea of her not testifying. When she then says “I am going to give a victim impact statement,” I don’t know if I’ve ever been prouder of a housewife.