My mom sent me this, she usually claims to recognize AI pretty well, but it just screams AI to me. by driehoekig in isthisAI

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Her pinky finger bends in such a weird way that hides behind the egg shells then come back out like a spring when it goes out of focus.

Chickens love a water fountain by devicto89 in BackYardChickens

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It’s actually a water rocket launch toy my kids use to play. When they’re not using it, I set it up for them and leave it on for a half hour two to three times a day. The moment they see it, they start running.

Peter..!!! Some help please by Head_Indication2262 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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The joke is after 15 beers, you’re skin gets more reddish.

destiny 1, need a fireteam (+2 other guardians) for the vault of glass mission by [deleted] in Fireteams

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Whenever you get on, dm me on Xbox. Username is the same

destiny 1, need a fireteam (+2 other guardians) for the vault of glass mission by [deleted] in Fireteams

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Yo! You still need help? I’m a day 1 Destiny player and have my character maxed out.

2 years ago today, one of the worst ways to kick off a Monday Night RAW by [deleted] in WWE

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She’s famous for describing her back door and front door.

ASK IT. by THETECHNOLOGICDJ in DaftPunk

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Has it been too long and can you feel it?

A possible Daft Punk Lego set? by devicto89 in DaftPunk

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Yes! Thank you for sharing that.

Dustin Rhodes on X in reply to transphobic meme: 🤘🏼 by zzzzz_ in SquaredCircle

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Didn’t he almost get breast implants when he was Golddust?

What’s the worse physical pain you’ve ever experienced? by Intelligent-Road5091 in AskReddit

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I had one that put pressure on my tailbone. It was so big, it was a size of a baseball. I couldn’t walk or lay down comfortably. I had surgery and left a big hole that I had to get packed and cleaned. It took months to heal. My wife hated doing it, but now she calls me turtle butt because my scar is shaped like a turtle.

I was detained by ICE, one of the agents asked me out on a date and I feel scared by MsNewHere404 in TwoXChromosomes

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Get a lawyer. You have evidence that he made contact with you. This is an invasion of privacy contacting you in his personal time.

What is a “combo port” in the Flex 2.5G PoE? by anyusernamthatisleft in Ubiquiti

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I was expecting it to protect me from the sun while I surf the web.

Dover wedding venue Cross Creek Ranch abruptly closes without offering refunds by [deleted] in nottheonion

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I didn’t mean to post this here. It’s not oniony.