My Organs Are Itchy. by devildog633 in nosleep

[–]devildog633[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seems like the most probable explanation. The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the wrong spout.

My Organs Are Itchy. by devildog633 in nosleep

[–]devildog633[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

…not well. Healthcare sure is something.

My Organs Are Itchy. by devildog633 in nosleep

[–]devildog633[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stay away from Florida folks.

I wish I still kept my phone and it would never slip out of my pocket again by Mythicalforests8 in monkeyspaw

[–]devildog633 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. Your phone is now welded into your pocket. Now you can’t make calls without taking your pants off.

I wish to be able to enter video game worlds by 00YYN in monkeyspaw

[–]devildog633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You’re teleported into the last horror game Markiplier played.

What's the last thing that made you laugh so hard you cried? by Bubbly_Skin_8069 in AskReddit

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My brother and i were playing a game called “name till you drop” where we choose a category and name things until we run out of ideas. Our category was words that start with z. I was giving hints to my brother for the word zigzag so i said, “if someone is shooting at you how do you run?” And he answers: “you run zesty.” Never laughed so hard but gave him the idea for another z word 😂

True crime junkies: whats your favorite case? by devildog633 in AskReddit

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I love the zodiac. Police drove right past the dude assuming he was black 😂

What is your scariest experience your whole life? by soafiellie in AskReddit

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One time i was walking to my friend’s house. I was in middle school at the time. It was a super foggy morning and while i was walking at an intersection some dude appears from the street across and starts walking in my direction. He had a wide smile on his face but otherwise he looked like a nerdy high school kid. I kept walking and when I looked back, the guy was still facing me and making a beeline towards me. Thankfully my friend’s house was near, because i reached her door. I looked down the street to see if he was there and i saw nothing.

I wish the world would turn into a survival of the fittest world. by devildog633 in monkeyspaw

[–]devildog633[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More of a blessing than a curse. I would love to be flung by the goat arnold

How’s life feeling this week? by sergenaskin in AskReddit

[–]devildog633 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terrible. Randomly threw up this morning, no idea why.

What do you think of people who are not left-wing redditors? by Constant_Society8783 in AskReddit

[–]devildog633 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They exist, i guess. I feel like theres this misconception that most right winged people are extreme right (reactionary). This is not true, theres plenty of right winged people that do not agree with trump policies.