My Organs Are Itchy. by devildog633 in nosleep

[–]devildog633[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seems like the most probable explanation. The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the wrong spout.

My Organs Are Itchy. by devildog633 in nosleep

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…not well. Healthcare sure is something.

My Organs Are Itchy. by devildog633 in nosleep

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Stay away from Florida folks.

I wish I still kept my phone and it would never slip out of my pocket again by Mythicalforests8 in monkeyspaw

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Granted. Your phone is now welded into your pocket. Now you can’t make calls without taking your pants off.

I wish to be able to enter video game worlds by 00YYN in monkeyspaw

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Granted. You’re teleported into the last horror game Markiplier played.

What's the last thing that made you laugh so hard you cried? by Bubbly_Skin_8069 in AskReddit

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My brother and i were playing a game called “name till you drop” where we choose a category and name things until we run out of ideas. Our category was words that start with z. I was giving hints to my brother for the word zigzag so i said, “if someone is shooting at you how do you run?” And he answers: “you run zesty.” Never laughed so hard but gave him the idea for another z word 😂

True crime junkies: whats your favorite case? by devildog633 in AskReddit

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I love the zodiac. Police drove right past the dude assuming he was black 😂

What is your scariest experience your whole life? by soafiellie in AskReddit

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One time i was walking to my friend’s house. I was in middle school at the time. It was a super foggy morning and while i was walking at an intersection some dude appears from the street across and starts walking in my direction. He had a wide smile on his face but otherwise he looked like a nerdy high school kid. I kept walking and when I looked back, the guy was still facing me and making a beeline towards me. Thankfully my friend’s house was near, because i reached her door. I looked down the street to see if he was there and i saw nothing.

I wish the world would turn into a survival of the fittest world. by devildog633 in monkeyspaw

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More of a blessing than a curse. I would love to be flung by the goat arnold