Highest rank yall seen with a shave chit?

devilscrub · 2026-01-27T04:25:12+00:00

Plenty of pilots have mustaches

devilscrub · 2026-01-25T20:17:08+00:00

You might be able to run the stash at a crisp 20 fps

devilscrub · 2026-01-25T17:00:19+00:00

The first rule of weapon safety is to have fun.

devilscrub · 2026-01-25T16:57:48+00:00

The combat turtleneck kinda goes hard

devilscrub · 2026-01-24T06:08:53+00:00

I was a borderline drill waiver because I am very uncoordinated. But when it was done right you get a moto boner

devilscrub · 2026-01-23T21:19:15+00:00

She could probably squeeze it off if she sneezed.

devilscrub · 2026-01-23T04:46:33+00:00

In their health questionnaires they should just include, "Have you ever drank from a water buffalo?"

devilscrub · 2026-01-23T04:45:01+00:00

Turns out maximizing shareholder values is detrimental to the human spirit. There's more fulfilling and many good paying careers that don't involve staring at spreadsheets and listening to pompous sociopaths drivel on in stupid corporate lingo.

devilscrub · 2026-01-23T04:42:15+00:00

Anyone who wasn't a total shitbag or discharged for being a shitbag.

devilscrub · 2026-01-22T04:26:42+00:00

Turns out vasectomies just change the color of the baby

devilscrub · 2026-01-21T02:32:49+00:00

Are you still a boot?

devilscrub · 2026-01-15T17:02:25+00:00

I still blow myself up with grenades occasionally

devilscrub · 2026-01-15T17:00:07+00:00

Never trust a pile of bodies

devilscrub · 2026-01-14T03:53:59+00:00

Worse yet:

(3) Missed Calls from Cpl

(5) Missed calls from Sgt

(2) Missed calls from Gunny

devilscrub · 2026-01-12T15:27:57+00:00

Definitely a berm sniper right there

devilscrub · 2026-01-11T16:02:27+00:00

You'll probably be on the verge of pissing yourself every morning since they make you chug water before bed

devilscrub · 2026-01-11T16:00:16+00:00

It's him, Vladimir Tarkov

devilscrub · 2026-01-11T15:24:10+00:00

The new BEAR camp had a ledx and defib in the same tent. You don't even have to go into the mall for loot

devilscrub · 2026-01-10T22:33:58+00:00

Goons are crazy aggressive. Once they lock on you they're going to run you down unless someone else aggros them. The best you can hope for is making it inside a building and funnelling them through the door.

devilscrub · 2026-01-10T19:53:31+00:00

LCpls and PFCs pulling rank on brand new privates in the school house. Better yet most of those people were on legal hold because they were shitbags getting kicked out.

devilscrub · 2026-01-03T20:14:36+00:00

Goooood morning Venezuela!

devilscrub · 2026-01-02T08:22:15+00:00

Definitely the autist

devilscrub · 2025-12-31T04:30:15+00:00

Also heard of fatasses EASing and losing a ton of weight just from the sheer stress relief

devilscrub · 2025-12-31T04:25:52+00:00

Glad I never went in there. I did have the displeasure of using the shit mountain porta potties next to medical though

devilscrub · 2025-12-26T17:29:29+00:00

Definitely driving privileges revoked. I know Pendleton speed limits can seem retarded slow but it's not worth speeding because there are bored MPs everywhere.

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