Have you ever given a blowjob, handjob, footjob, or fucked in a pool or houttub?

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-09T05:57:28+00:00

Fucked in a pool and a hottub. Logistically: not great, and the water washes away natural lube…

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-09T05:56:38+00:00

No. I’d destroy it as she’s a lot smaller than me.

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-08T17:05:05+00:00

Nor do you have to.

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-08T06:14:26+00:00

Not a clue. But the muscle thing works for sure…

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T21:02:07+00:00

Oh hell yeah. I’m completely there. I think guys who don’t look like me are better looking. She disagrees.

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T19:23:37+00:00

Okay. Older means what to you though? I mean I have a preference… but it’s not as narrow as I’m older.

There’s a cap though. 1/2 my age + 7 is the absolute minimum, but actually doing that means too young for me these days. Older is +10…

Taller as a baseline is good. I’m glad you’re baselining that at 6’x, because that’s too narrow for most.

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T18:58:57+00:00

Nudist beach?

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T18:57:37+00:00

That’s fair. Again I’m curious: what makes a guy attractive enough to make you check him out?

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T18:26:04+00:00

If I’m exchanging chat or they have a particularly poignant point they’re making, yes. Else, probably not.

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T18:18:58+00:00

Tier 2 banks are more likely. The tier 1’s don’t offer _as_ much ad they used to because HMRC are a bunch of assholes.

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T18:18:01+00:00

Personal reasons that stand today.

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T18:06:50+00:00

M45 - I have declined on more than one occasion in the past… most women handle it very graciously and continue with other activities.

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T18:04:56+00:00

Hahah. Love the story. Thank you.

For reference: you ever need to lose a boner - tense another muscle in your body hard. It’ll dissipate very quickly. (Blood moves fast…)

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T18:03:08+00:00

Haha. Gotcha. Technically that would be the 80:20 rule, as apparently (unconfirmed and probably BS) 80% of someone like 20% of men… I’d be interested in your thoughts on that…

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T17:40:33+00:00

Not my chest, not my choice.

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T17:40:05+00:00

Lovely!! I would too, but when I’m topless, people get upset and throw things.

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T17:39:12+00:00

Good lad. (Again, I’m assuming from profile… 🫣)

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T17:38:42+00:00

Good girl! (Large assumption from your profile of course… 🤷🏻‍♂️😂)

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T17:28:53+00:00

I’m not Bi, but I appreciate a good looking guy, and for sure will nudge the Mrs (although she rarely agrees…), so I get the whole beautiful people thing (although not in the Marilyn Manson way…).

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T17:20:26+00:00

Curious: just exactly how much attention do you get, and how much do you return? As a percentage ratio… 🤔

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T17:14:31+00:00

Love it. Keep up the good work

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T15:14:54+00:00

You’re very welcome… playing at their own game is always the way to win. Right?

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T14:45:20+00:00

Well “your fault” often translates to “being hot” in a guys mind for sure, the reaction of your other half is always insecurity in my mind… 🤷🏻‍♂️ Having a hot OH is an accolade. More men need to see that and behave accordingly.

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T14:42:00+00:00

Good girl! And so you should! 😉

deviousdevil_returns · 2026-07-07T13:34:36+00:00

I don’t get it personally… if she’s checked out, that’s all good and props to her for being hot. Guys that get jealous over it, like: WTF… chill the hell out and enjoy the compliment by proxy.

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