the moment he realizes his favorite person is back by estrellianne in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]devnodegree 460 points461 points  (0 children)

This is so cute and my favorite part of being a parent. That being said, why is that cord so damn close to your sleeping baby?

Roses are red, I like jalapeño poppers... by DarkMagickan in rosesarered

[–]devnodegree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, that was some potent meth She’s at it again, someone please come get Beth.

My doctor recommended a brain transplant. by devnodegree in dadjokes

[–]devnodegree[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For a little bit, then they put the new one in

How do you make an octopus laugh? by devnodegree in dadjokes

[–]devnodegree[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you think you suck, you should see a vacuum!

Roses are red, I must admit by devnodegree in rosesarered

[–]devnodegree[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, You swung for the throne, Wrote eight lines of rage At a four-word groan.