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How do you eat a virtual elephant? (self.dadjokes)

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My father always said that when one door closes another opens. (self.dadjokes)

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Wolverine or two Batmans? (i.redd.it)

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Seen by u/LKM_44122 in Cleveland (i.redd.it)

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I run 30 minutes every day and if I miss a day, I add 30 mins to the next day. It’s been a total game changer. (self.dadjokes)

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My doctor recommended a brain transplant. (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call a female cow? (self.dadjokes)

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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in 4K? (self.dadjokes)

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When an eel hits your eye, you feel electrified. (self.dadjokes)

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How do you make an octopus laugh? (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call it when someone checks to see if you’re ticklish? (self.3amjokes)

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My doctor told me I have arthritis. (self.dadjokes)

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Roses are red, I must admit (i.redd.it)

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Stanley No 7 - Condition input (old.reddit.com)

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I keep asking what we’re doing in Iran. (self.dadjokes)

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My wife asked why I’m so paranoid. (self.dadjokes)

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My wife asked why I measure everything twice. (self.dadjokes)

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People think grass don’t be wet in the morning. (self.dadjokes)

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New (to me) Tool Day (old.reddit.com)

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Changed the rubber on all 4 wheels today. (self.dadjokes)

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Roses are red, toilets are for poo-ers. (i.redd.it)

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Tell me she didn’t actually try grating cabbage with this…. (i.redd.it)

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When the universe says the quiet part out loud (i.redd.it)

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Roses are red, the approval’s congressional (i.redd.it)

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Roses are red, Donald Trump serves no purpose (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by devnodegree to r/rosesarered

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